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  1. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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  3. Linkermann

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    I like this poem:
    "I say scum.
    You say hook."
     
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    not sure that qualifies as a "poem"
     
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    It's post-modern!!
     
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    The Metal Glen:
    My mother told me once of when
    A young hare ventured from her den
    And as she danced in field and glen
    The world sang joy about her.
    But wicked hateful things abound
    And that young hare these evils found
    Then whisked her up from off the ground
    And glen was left without her.


    The wicked power tore asunder
    And with this cruel and fateful blunder
    Cast her to a world of wonder
    Would she e'er see home again?
    And so hare flew that mournful day
    Over the sky and far away
    And down and down, beneath the sea
    To a place unlike the glen.


    A world of men and man's design
    A place where God's light would not shine
    A Hell of steel beneath the brine
    Where misery's echoes boomed.
    And all around her there were others
    Beasts like her, all sisters, brothers,
    Locked up, all, with one another,
    In deep sea-dark, entombed.


    And in this crypt far from the shore
    The hare lay down upon the floor
    Imprisoned there forever more
    And left to all her sorrow.
    Her tender world was lost and gone
    So joy and happiness foregone
    She slept and cried and prayed for dawn
    To wait the coming morrow.
    The hound was still, the birds said naught,
    The fox denied he had been caught,
    The bear cried "This is just our lot",
    And surrendered to his pain.
    But the cat stood up and shook his head
    And rising from his metal bed
    He said "For now, I am not dead,
    And I will not die in vain!"


    He cried aloud with much disdain
    And tore about his stark domain
    And said "These walls cannot contain
    A force as strong as I!"
    And the fox just laughed, and the birds all cried
    And the bear knotted up himself and died
    But the hare looked on as the poor cat tried
    To break him free and fly.


    He shook his chain with all his rage
    And flew in anger 'round his cage
    Decrying this dark mournful stage
    And the hare stood up as well.
    With passion did she then respond,
    She chewed her ropes and broke her bonds,
    And freed the cat, they ran beyond,
    They ran to flee that hell.


    And what became of cat and hare?
    Did they break free to purer air?
    To guess their fate we shouldn't dare
    Perhaps their tale closed well.
    But for all the beasts trapped in the Nether
    All life from out the loch and heather
    The flock that could not work together
    Are sure still trapped in Hell.
     
  7. Linkermann

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    Found scummy a better poem. @scumhook

    This Be The Verse

    They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
    They may not mean to, but they do.
    They fill you with the faults they had
    And add some extra, just for you.

    But they were fucked up in their turn
    By fools in old-style hats and coats,
    Who half the time were soppy-stern
    And half at one another's throats.

    Man hands on misery to man.
    It deepens like a coastal shelf.
    Get out as early as you can,
    And don't have any kids yourself.​
     
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    idk about poems but diary of a wimpy kid was dank
     
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  10. Baya Rae 4900

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    Uncle Billy - Coriolanus

    Sonnet 116
    Let me not to the marriage of true minds
    Admit impediments. Love is not love
    Which alters when it alteration finds,
    Or bends with the remover to remove.
    O no, it is an ever-fixèd mark
    That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
    It is the star to every wand'ring bark,
    Whose worth’s unknown, although his height be taken.
    Love’s not time’s fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
    Within his bending sickle’s compass come:
    Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
    But bears it out even to the edge of doom.
      If this be error and upon me proved,
      I never writ, nor no man ever loved.
     
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    The Bard's always good for a turn imo:
    Sonnet#95

    Blake is a good one too:
    Intro to Auguries of Innocence:
     
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Poetry is for girls
    Youre all sissies
     
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  14. Wow wow oh oh wow
    I buy a new car for the bitch (for real)
    I tear down the mall with the bitch (for real)
    You can't even talk to the bitch (no)
    She fucking with bosses and shit (on God)
    I pull up in 'Rari's and shit (skrrr)
    With choppers and Harley's and shit (for real)
    I be Gucci'd down (Gucci)
    You wearing Lacoste and shit (bitch)
    Yeah, Moncler, yuh, fur came off a bear, yuh (yeah)
    Triple homicide, put me in a chair, yuh (in jail)
    Triple cross the plug, we do not play fair, yuh (on God)
    Got 'em tennis chains on and they real blingy (bling)
    Draco make you do the chicken head like Chingy (Chingy)
    Walk in Neiman Marcus and I spend a light fifty (fifty)
    Please proceed with caution, shooters, they be right with me (21)
    Bad bitch, cute face and some nice titties
    $7500 on a Saint Laurent jacket (yeah)
    Bitch, be careful when you dumpin' your ashes (bitch)
    I ain't no sucker, I ain't cuffin' no action (nah)
    The skreets raised me, I'm a whole bastard (wild)
    I bought a 'Rari just so I can go faster (skrrr)
    Niggas tryna copy me, they playin' catch up (21)
    I might pull up in a Ghost, no Casper (21)
    I been smoking gas and I got no asthma


    [Chorus]
    I got 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 M's in my bank account, yeah (on God)
    In my bank account, yeah (on God)
    In my bank account, yeah (on God)
    In my bank account, yeah (on God)
    In my bank account, yeah (on God)
    In my bank account, yeah (on God)
    I got 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 shooters ready to gun you down, yeah (fast)
    Ready to gun you down, yeah (on God)
    Ready to gun you down, yeah (on God)
    Ready to gun you down, yeah (on God)
    Ready to gun you down, yeah (on God)
    Ready to gun you down, yeah (on God)

    [Verse 2]
    Yeah, dog, huh—yeah—, nah for real, dog (21)
    Straight up out the 6, now got a house in the Hills, dog (21)
    Wanna see a body, nigga? Get you killed, dog (wet)
    Wanna tweet about me, nigga? Get you killed, dog (wet)
    Killed dog, I'm a real dog—21—, you a lil' dog (21)
    Be a dog, wanna be a dog, chasing mil's, dog (yeah)
    Dunk right in your bitch like O'Neal, dog (wet)
    I shoot like, shoot like Reggie Mill', dog (21)
    Chopper sting you like a eel, dog (fast)

    [Chorus]
    I got 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 M's in my bank account, yeah (on God)
    In my bank account, yeah (on God)
    In my bank account, yeah (on God)
    In my bank account, yeah (on God)
    In my bank account, yeah (on God)
    In my bank account, yeah (on God)
    I got 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 shooters ready to gun you down, yeah (fast)
    Ready to gun you down, yeah (on God)
    Ready to gun you down, yeah (on God)
    Ready to gun you down, yeah (on God)
    Ready to gun you down, yeah (on God)
    Ready to gun you down, yeah (on God)

    [Verse 3]
    Ruler clip—umm—, sent a ruler hit
    Pull up on yo' bitch, she say that I got that ruler dick
    Spray your block down, we not really with that ruh-rah shit
    Glock cocked now, I don't really give no fuck 'bout who I hit
    Yeah, yo' bitch, she get jiggy with me, keep that Siggy with me
    Bitch, I'm Mad Max, you know I got Ziggy with me
    Keep a mad mag in case a nigga wanna get busy with me
    'Rari matte black and I got a Bentley with me

    [Chorus]
    I got 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 M's in my bank account, yeah (on God)
    In my bank account, yeah (on God)
    In my bank account, yeah (on God)
    In my bank account, yeah (on God)
    In my bank account, yeah (on God)
    In my bank account, yeah (on God)
    I got 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 shooters ready to gun you down, yeah (fast)
    Ready to gun you down, yeah (on God)
    Ready to gun you down, yeah (on God)
    Ready to gun you down, yeah (on God)
    Ready to gun you down, yeah (on God)
    Ready to gun you down, yeah (on God)

    [Outro]
    $7500 on a Saint Laurent jacket
    Bitch, be careful where you dumpin' your ashes
    I ain't no sucker, I ain't cuffin' no action
    The streets raised me, I'm a whole bastard
     
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    It should be an a b a b rhyme.
     
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    There once was a Reader from China
    Who tried to be a bitcoin mine-ah
    but his gay PC rig
    wasn't enough big
    so he just sat and played with his vagin-ah
     
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    Are you saying he identified as a woman, had a manin-ah, or was a hermaphrodite.
    I am writing a term paper on this poem and want to get it right.
     
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  21. Baya Rae 4900

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    There once was a Tranny named Slim
    Into whose gaping anus fish Could swim
    If it got any wider
    A midget could've climbed up inside Xer
    And live in damp pink comfort therein
     
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    Snorlax the shit
    Will never hit
    An ass that isn't his own

    His penis undeveloped
    By fat, it's enveloped
    But for some reason this stupid cunt keeps posting when everyone hates him.
     
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  24. Baya Rae 4900

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    When Scummy in the loo a colossal dump taken
    And Snorlax an unrelated deflective answer given
    Thenceforth Scummy Snorlax's argument forsaken
    And Linky in a shitty Milton word order ripoff written
     
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    Ruptured in Purulence by Carcass

    That amount of condensed ickiness revealed behind the doc terms, as for poems medical terms could incise new makeshift orifices for creativity.
    Reading some classic literature with everything google translated to doctor would really activate my priapism and penile gangrene due to thrombotic thrombocytopenic purpura. Ya'll wordsmiths, go torrent a bible of rashes, pick a random page and write a poem about it.
     
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    This.. this is the single most beautiful horrific thing I have read outside of a medical journal .

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