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  1. ExplosiveDiareah

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    As i lay in the grass, as he planted a thousand kisses upon my neck, i arched my back, and prepared to receive that thing of which i shall not name!

    Only you can guess what happened next!
     
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    Who'se body was shaped like $#%@
     
  3. Baya Rae 4900

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    The Story of Bonnie and Clyde by Bonnie Elizabeth Parker.
     
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    I found that this rock thing was true, Jerry lewis is the devil and Jesus was a architect previous to his career as a profit, I found my self in Love with the world so there is my one thing I could do, dang-a-long ding my dang-a-long ling-long - Reverend Al Jergansen
     
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  6. ExplosiveDiareah

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    I was waiting for someone to make the mistake of posting The Raven
    And you did (surprise surprise) You only know about it because you watched The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror and that's the only reason you know about it.

    Pretending you know about Poo-etry.

    Demons run when a good man goes to war, some days people die in the company of the Doctor but not everyday, and not this day, everyone dies, but not this day, the Doctor, the Doctor the most wonderful man in the universe, never cruel, allways kind..
    Demons run when a good man goes to war, When a GOOD MAN goes to war....
    Maybe the next series of Doctor Who will have more shit-tastic poetry by Dr River Song
    Who was babby.
     
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    No, I was gifted a copy of the complete works of Poe when I was in 5th grade. It was subsequently stolen within a few weeks. My favorite has always been The Raven. Stupid fuck.
     
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    Bullshits if it has no tits you pay no heed!
    you sex minded steed!
     
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    You cannot Poem like i can.
     
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    meat glue
    coils of pink slime
    its a freakish alien mess
    at dinner time!

    feeding the nation without persuasion
    a gorey cherub 's lie postulation
    no known cure for stanky defecation
    courtesy flush ammonia saturation

    chunky bits of unknown meat
    on my pallet taste so sweet
    bloody pink with hint of red
    feeding the homeless their own dead


    enemies of the state
    wind up on your paper plate
    governmental dissidents
    those who protest presidents
    hippies that dont pay the rent
    they will all suppliment
    nutritional hamburger enslavement

    the flavor is far from ordinary
    murder she wrote crammed the victims down her throat
    her small intestine a makeshift mortuary


    Oh but they will taste just fine
    with a pinch of salt and spritz of lime
    i can savor the flavor divine
    dissolved into the cheap pink slime

    bring your cities to their knees
    with the tasty meaty treats
    at the church handing out lunch for free
    all shall contract mad human disease

    suppositories war stories
    suppositions on global positions with george nory
    outranking the flank s of steak tanks on the salt lakes
    the all seeing left eye of lisa lopez forms the ranks
    while my heart breaks from pink slime steaks

    you dont like pink slime?
    what are you gay?
    i want pink slime on everything
    pink slime ice cream sundays

    opportunistic genocide.


    heres an early demo of the song with different lyrics
    soundcloud.com/weezus-christ/meat-glue
     
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    Today my song goes Bing Bang Bong, Bing Bang Bong is my sing-ing-song!!

    Soylent Pink is the new Soylent Green you heard @Weezus Christ
     
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    I wrote a haiku recently

    Would you like to see it?

    dildo fart poo poo
    vagina queef anal fart
    nigger flower bum
     
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    It's 0956 and this bit of genius has me wishing the world to be cleansed in the sanctifing fires of nuclear holocaust, that the ensuing tidal waves and radioactive rain wash away all that remains of this species so genetically flawed that it cranks out furry fucks, as if evolution has taken the back seat for the sake of a bad joke, the build up is your full on retardation and the punch line, your abillity to vomit text with the consistency of shit despite your complete lack of mental capacities.

    Thanx, Faggot.
     
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    Solution do you know what Botulism is?
     
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    A good poem, but someone also posted the very powerful poem, The Bells.
     
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    Who do you suppose the main poster is, then?
     
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    Maggots are crunchy,
    Cockroaches too.
    Don't eat more than one
    Or you'll barf up green goo.
     
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    I like how 95% of the poems on this thread are by well known poets every moron heard about.
    Not a single one of you knows a things about poetry.
    What next? Y'all gonna quote Maya Angelou?
    There isn't even a Khalil Gibran poem here you faggots.
    I know who that is and I don't even read poetry.
     
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    I haven't the faintest inkling of an idea sir
     
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    “You live alone”, the misinformed would say,
    But one is not alone if loved each day
    Without condition by one whose love burns
    So hot and white for little in return.
    But god help me, I can’t fight for two.
    Especially if half the war’s with you.
    You say to live alone’s your greatest fear.
    My own? To live without you for a year,
    A month, a week, a day or just a chime
    Of a second away.

    There was once upon a time
    We would defend each other to the death,
    Each inhalation of ours a shared breath.
    Our life these days is not worth fighting for.
    But what we had once is worth waging war.

    :oops:
     
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    Boom. Poetry.
     
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    Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe The Love of the Star

    I'm pretty bad at translating so bare with me.

    It falls down a star
    From its glittering heights!
    That is the star of love,
    I see there are '.


    This fall from apple trees
    The flowers and leaves much
    There are teasing the air
    And driving up their game.


    It sings the swan in the pond
    And rowing up and down,
    And always softly singing
    He dipped into the flood grave.


    It is so quiet and dark!
    Gone With leaf and bloom is',
    The star is scattered crackles,
    The swan song died away.
     
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    A poem which evokes memories of Australia as it once was:


     
  30. Baya Rae 4900

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    Obscure poets are obscure for a reason.
     
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