Post about the mundane details of your daily life in this thread. NO irony

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  1. DocEvil

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    i took a shit today and it was green

    i also had ramen without the packet and instead used soy sauce
     
  2. Lucky

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    But I have this neat hipster medal under my name. How do I not talk about irony?

    You probably wouldn't understand anyway.
     
  3. DocEvil

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    i collected for proofs of purchase of captain crunch now i get a free t-shirt :D
     
  4. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    I bought some really obscure cd's and books today, you probably never heard of them.
     
  5. Lucky

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    I went to school to fix some stuff for my federal aid.
    Oh btw I'm majoring in liberal arts.
     
  6. DocEvil

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    later tonight i plan on printing out a picture of zaigers posts and jizzing all over them [​IMG]
     
  7. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    I made my own clothing
     
  8. Tai Le Ree

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    Its normal for me to sleep from 3am to 1pm
    I still have nightmares about the things I saw in my furfag days
    I forgot to check for a homestuck update so I stopped breathing for a full minute to punish myself
     
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    I havent checked in awhile.

    Thanks for reminding me.
     
  10. DocEvil

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    I hope Zaiger post some mundane details about his life [​IMG]
     
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  12. Doakes

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    I woke up at 9:00 and was at work by 9:45 for my 10:00-4:00 shift. It was alright, I guess. No one really weird showed up today. Just selling books, and ordering books in the back. For some reason, like 10 people bought Hairuki Murakami novels today. They basically killed our entire Murakami stock. Makes me want to finish The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle, kinda.
    No one showed up for like 30 minutes so I started playing music on the speakers. We do that here. Halfway through this song
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhScnEkEbro
    someone walked in and I turned the music back to the normal low-key acoustic right away. Poor customer was a bit scared the rest of the time. I've gotten a few of my coworkers to actually like SALEM now, which makes me all happy inside. Call me a trendsetter, cuz I fuckin am B) B) B)
    And now here I am. EDF was the 5th website I checked - msnbc, Facebook, tumblr, Cracked.com, EDF2.
     
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  14. DocEvil

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    what bookstore do you work at?
     
  15. Doakes

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    Books-A-Million. It's a less comfortable, cheaper Barnes and Nobles. I would mention Borders, but lol RIP
     
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    I drove to the dentist and got my mouth raped.
     
  18. Tom

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    Got up at 4 in the morning, had rough gay sex in the shower with my boyfriend, cleaned up and got out of the shower.
    Got on my computer, browsed the webs for 30 minutes.
    Got dressed, went to work. Browsed EDF while I was at work. Ate lunch with my boyfriend.
    Got off work and went home, got on EDF and started playing Phantasy Star Online with my boyfriend.
     
  19. rst8

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    im going to guess youre the bottom
     
  20. Tom

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    Yeah
     
  21. carcinologist

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    sounds fun.
     
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    in before some chick posts about the human garbage she's going out with and how he can't find her clitoris
     
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    It was fantastically sparkletits.
    A spiritual journey of the mouth... but they did a shitty job with the schedules so I had to wait 40 minutes past my original appointment before I got my helping of mouth rape.
     
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    I am an affluent black woman that isn't oprah winfrey seeking male age 20-35 to find my clitoris because my boyfriend (who is human garbage by the way) can't satisfy me.
    Please reply if interested.
     
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    I woke up hung over as shit today. Called my secretary and said i wasnt going to make it in. Slept in bed all day, took multiple showers, threw up, ate a bunch of crackers, drank some Capri Suns, and now am feeling a whole lot better. Now i am looking at nude pictures of celebrities.
     
  26. Tom

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    Just had sex with my boyfriend while both of us were playing video games
    it was epic
     
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    I went to the Department of Labor, today, for an introductory session from a college-for-poor-people school.

    Ever heard of Job Corps?
     
  28. rst8

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    i just drove around with my 4 friends to this gay guys house and made fun of him
     
  29. Tom

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    Cool
     
  30. Immortal_Cake

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    I've failed to mention I drift pedovans on weekends.