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Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by DocEvil, Aug 12, 2011.
i took a shit today and it was green
i also had ramen without the packet and instead used soy sauce
But I have this neat hipster medal under my name. How do I not talk about irony?
You probably wouldn't understand anyway.
i collected for proofs of purchase of captain crunch now i get a free t-shirt
I bought some really obscure cd's and books today, you probably never heard of them.
I went to school to fix some stuff for my federal aid.
Oh btw I'm majoring in liberal arts.
later tonight i plan on printing out a picture of zaigers posts and jizzing all over them
I made my own clothing
Its normal for me to sleep from 3am to 1pm
I still have nightmares about the things I saw in my furfag days
I forgot to check for a homestuck update so I stopped breathing for a full minute to punish myself
I havent checked in awhile.
Thanks for reminding me.
I hope Zaiger post some mundane details about his life
i had a nightmare about a giant samurai lady trying to buttsecks me
I woke up at 9:00 and was at work by 9:45 for my 10:00-4:00 shift. It was alright, I guess. No one really weird showed up today. Just selling books, and ordering books in the back. For some reason, like 10 people bought Hairuki Murakami novels today. They basically killed our entire Murakami stock. Makes me want to finish The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle, kinda.
No one showed up for like 30 minutes so I started playing music on the speakers. We do that here. Halfway through this song
someone walked in and I turned the music back to the normal low-key acoustic right away. Poor customer was a bit scared the rest of the time. I've gotten a few of my coworkers to actually like SALEM now, which makes me all happy inside. Call me a trendsetter, cuz I fuckin am B) B) B)
And now here I am. EDF was the 5th website I checked - msnbc, Facebook, tumblr, Cracked.com, EDF2.
I have, once, inhaled and exhaled.
what bookstore do you work at?
Books-A-Million. It's a less comfortable, cheaper Barnes and Nobles. I would mention Borders, but lol RIP
If I take a break from guitar, even two days, my calluses soft and it hurts like a bitch to play. If I take a break for guitar for say, 3 days I lose what headway I made into practicing a given song/lesson.
I drove to the dentist and got my mouth raped.
Got up at 4 in the morning, had rough gay sex in the shower with my boyfriend, cleaned up and got out of the shower.
Got on my computer, browsed the webs for 30 minutes.
Got dressed, went to work. Browsed EDF while I was at work. Ate lunch with my boyfriend.
Got off work and went home, got on EDF and started playing Phantasy Star Online with my boyfriend.
im going to guess youre the bottom
in before some chick posts about the human garbage she's going out with and how he can't find her clitoris
It was fantastically sparkletits.
A spiritual journey of the mouth... but they did a shitty job with the schedules so I had to wait 40 minutes past my original appointment before I got my helping of mouth rape.
I am an affluent black woman that isn't oprah winfrey seeking male age 20-35 to find my clitoris because my boyfriend (who is human garbage by the way) can't satisfy me.
Please reply if interested.
I woke up hung over as shit today. Called my secretary and said i wasnt going to make it in. Slept in bed all day, took multiple showers, threw up, ate a bunch of crackers, drank some Capri Suns, and now am feeling a whole lot better. Now i am looking at nude pictures of celebrities.
Just had sex with my boyfriend while both of us were playing video games
it was epic
I went to the Department of Labor, today, for an introductory session from a college-for-poor-people school.
Ever heard of Job Corps?
i just drove around with my 4 friends to this gay guys house and made fun of him
I've failed to mention I drift pedovans on weekends.