Porn for the Womens

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  1. MrGask

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    For a long time I have wanted to start up a porn studio focused on porn marketed more towards women. We all know you womens watch it, although only about half admit to it. So what do women like to see in porn?
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    Are you the reason we have to endure this shot in every porno?
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    Would you want a porno that was mainly some muscly bitch cleaning the house naked and flexing? What kind of porn would you make if you were directing it?
     
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    Of course I am. It's not like women are ever going to create anything worthwhile.
     
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    That's bullshit. They can make sammiches.
     
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    1) Don't make slutface at the camera. Matter of fact, don't look at the fucking camera at all. I'm here to be a voyeur, not to pretend I'm participating. The Megan Fox face isn't even seductive, you're just making yourself look braindead.

    2) Don't say "oh shit" during anal, you're just inviting a disaster that would turn it into a whole other genre of porn that I did not come here to see.

    3) Pretend like you're enjoying yourself and make some damn noise. And not that fake nasal bullcrap that I could use in place of a metronome -- you're not fooling anyone with that shit.

    3a) Make some kind of facial expression other than "bored", while you're at it. If I wanted a snoozefest, I'd have stayed in my own bed. I know this is probably not all that fun for you, but you're here to act, even badly, so at least give it some effort.

    4) The shot shown above is fucking terrible. If you're going to use it, keep it brief and infrequent.

    5) I don't care if it's gay, straight, or lesbian porn - don't hork back and spit in someone's nether-holes. It's not sexy.

    6) Money shots and cumswapping are overrated. Stop relying on them. I appreciate a good creampie in all genres.

    7) Blowjobs are not as fun to watch as they are to participate in. Nobody needs 10 minutes of that shit.

    8) They are not lesbians if they spend more than half of the time focused on dick during the threesome, so mind your keywords.

    9) Keep the striptease intro under 30 seconds, if you must include one.
     
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    They can make them, yes. It took the Earl of Sandwich to create them though.
     
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    So, I take this to mean a general downplay of the female actor. Should I take this to also mean an upplay of the male actor?
    What I mean is, most porno's don't even show the dudes face, often nothing but their genitals. Would ladies want to see more than genitals?
     
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    Oh that was a classy takedown bby.

    11/10 would let u bang me until i sober up
     
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    Definitely. People (usually women) love to bitch and moan about how porn reduces the female to nothing more than an object, but I feel that it's more the other way around -- at least we get to see her face and her reactions. And despite there being a typical "porn star" look, there is vastly more diversity in the appearances of female actors than of males. They all tend to be the same height and build and have the same two or three haircuts. Dudes in gay porn for the most part tend to be in shape, but in straight porn it looks like they just cruised by the nearest frat house and grabbed whoever was willing to show up.

    I've developed a bit of a fancrush on Randy Spears lately. He's been in porn since the 80s and knows what the fuck he's doing, and in spite of that, they even manage to just focus on his junk or the girl he's with more than anything else. Shame, because he's quite a looker. :meow:

    There's a gay channel on YouPorn called (I think) AlternaDudes that I've been enjoying for the simple fact that they're not the same cookie-cutter guys we're forced to stare at in everything else, even if their appearances are still cliched/contrived. It's been nice to see a beard outside of bear porn.
     
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    Yeah, in porn there is something for all straight guys. Whether they like 'em young, old, fat, thin, with small tits, whatever. The guys in these porn are just the dick.
     
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    that shot is incredibly boring... i don't watch boring porn
    fisting. i dunno.
    fisting.

    all my favorite gifs are too big to upload here :(

    point is though, people need to be getting their lungs massaged internally or doing something degrading. they need to be in pain and/or hate themselves for me to get off
     
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    Marry me. Oh, wait

    He must be that "patriarch" that everyone is shrieking about of late.
     
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    this is why people turn to tentacle hentai
     
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    where the fuck are his balls?

    LOL @ 2, and agree especially with no. 3, 5 and 7

    host them on anonmgur or somesuch. I'm sure we'd all enjoy seeing a 3 foot dildo tickling some bird's diaphragm.
     
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    anonmgur is 2 mb limit size and i cba to find something better at the moment
     
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    goddamn you... i was looking forward to staring at my screen and not doing anything for like... a half an hour, at least
     
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    give us your internal destruction pr0nz minto. EDF demands it.
     
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    yooooooo... this shit aint takin' my fuckin' gifs
     
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    How about this http://gifti.me/ ?
    Now share your ugly tits with the world.
     
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    hmm... i've probably posted some of these on here before in other threads, meh. i don't have a huge collection but i don't mind
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    >some shit is still broken

    well... fuck you too then
     
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    that one makes my cock twitch for all the wrong reasons. why? WHY? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
     
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    Is this what makes you wet in the panties?
     
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    Because one you have experienced certain things, there is no point in toning it down.
     
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    yes
     
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    You are weird.
     
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