Porn addict rushed to hospital after he inserts live eel into his rectum

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    doesnt this happen like... a billion times a day in china?
     
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    The Chinese are completely retarded when it comes to sex, I wonder if the One-Child-Policy has anything to do with it?
     
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    He probably inserted it head-first.
     
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    I'm not sure if there is any other way to insert it.
    Tail first would be impossible.
     
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    It's possible if they're sedated or dead. Unfortunately, this particular Chinaman had no forethought. Well, unfortunately for him. Fortunately for anyone who got a chuckle from the story.
     
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    Always a silver lining.

    Hey, after having the Eel removed he has to talk to the police on suspected animal abuse.

    Talk about life kicking you while you're down.
     
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    Animal cruelty charges? Talk about adding insult to injury.
     
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    That's what he gets for being a queer.
     
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    it can be done. you just gotta belibe
     
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    Wait a sec... skinning dogs alive is ok, cutting the fins off living sharks is ok.. but putting an eel up your ass is animal cruelty? China prease! :rolleyes:
     
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    He probably is Tóngxìngliàn zhě (gay)
    Though i wonder how many men are :foreveralone: due to the One Child Policy (as it stands there are 116 men for every 100 women born.)
     
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    The Han Chinese are the largest ethnic group in the world. The second largest is less than half their number. They have nothing to complain about.
     
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    Wait if it only died after being surgically extracted, does that mean it "couldn't live without him?" :rimshot:
     
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    Queers do shaved hampsters not eels.
     
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    i see the work of @minty here
     
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    so they should have had forced their prodigy outward like they've done before. Creates a cultural link and peacefully a colony. It will be a great weapon in the future.
     
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    Yes, crushing small defenseless animals like kittens and bunnies under glass by girls sitting for the purposes of "sexual release" doesn't constitute animal cruelty, but some dude who puts an eel up his rectum does. That's china for you.
     
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    BABY, I CAN'T FIGHT THIS EELING ANYMOORRRRE

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    Poor eel ಥ_ಥ
     
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    Which is why I think they just threw that part in to make the Chinese law enforcers look a bit better. I bet you they won't even bother, or they'll sit him in a chair and spend half an hour or so taking the piss out of him.
     
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    what a fucking idiot,kids... this happens for watching too much hentai.
     
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    You're such a literal cunt. :D
     
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    Now, I know most of us got a boner during the surgery scene in Prometheus, but I'm pretty sure it had less to do with the slimy writhing mass and more to do with Naomi Rapace taking most of her clothes off.