Popular Sayings you Hate

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    You know what I am talking about. Stupid fucking things your idiot friends say every day.

    "You only live once"/YOLO. DO I SERIOUSLY NEED TO ELABORATE? In fact, I am surprised we never addressed this YOLO bullshit on the forums. I HATE THIS SHIT and I am sure you do too.

    "It's just my opinion." No shit, faggot. We figured that out the second you opened your stupid cakehole.

    "It is what it is." I do not even know what this shit means, but I hate it.

    "That's what I'm talkin' about!" That shit just comes off as faggoty. Fuck you.

    I probably missed a few, so please, elaborate. What dumbass phrases do your friends use that you hate?
     
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    That's what I'm talking about, Joe. I've done some thinking on this, and I've realized that many of these popular phrases are really just cliche - and you clearly hate cliche.

    The first people to come up with these phrases likely understood the original meaning of them and it elaborated their meanings further, but the people today repeat these phrases with no understanding of the original history of them. It's just my opinion that anyone who repeats these phrases constantly is a turbofaggot with no concept of originality. They are only following the pack. Slogan screamers, all of them.

    However, it is what it is. We live in a society governed by popular media that constantly vomits an original phrase onto the consumer, and then the consumer vomits it back. These phrases become the norm through social repetition, and mass media accelerates that.

    If you don't conform and repeat these phrases according to the expectations of popular society, then you will never find actual mainstream acceptance. To be accepted into the mainstream is to become a whore - and what is being a whore but another experience? It's best to know that experience, the sensations of being a sellout. Experiences add to your ethos. You only live once, so plunge yourself into the experience of whoredom.

    #YOLO
     
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    Sweet Jesus, you are going to give me a fucking brain aneurysm.
     
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    "Literally"
    "Totes"
    "OP. OP. OP. OPPA GANGNAM STYLE"
    "MedicalParrot, it isn't our fault you hate us."
    "I'M GAY. DEAL WITH IT."

    This shit annoys me.
     
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    Y CANT U DEAL WITH IT????
     
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    I bet you would love it if someone shoved their face in yours and loudly proclaimed that they are special because their are part of an elite minority. :p
     
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    Ah, so you've met Americans as well?
     
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    "Knaw mean?" used instead of "you know what I mean?"
    "Ya digg?" used in any context
    "Finna" instead of "going to" - for example: "I'm finna go to da crib"

    I could go on, but no thanks. Ebonics drive me mad.
     
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    I'm not overly fond of Americans, no.
     
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    "Hella sweet!" or any other usage of the non-word "Hella".

    Fuck you, Californians.
     
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    i think its stupid when people misuse phrases and use them a in completely wrong context which makes up 80% of the use of popular phrases.
     
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    Weezus Christ, you literally are an EDF2 member.
     
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    "Faggot" and "Nigger" :gaben:
     
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    "Haha I'm such a nerd! xD"
    Fuck. You. All throughout elementary and middle school I was mocked for being a "nerd". Now it's some 'in' thing and you fuckers decide to play along with it. Rot in hell.
    "Omg, I'm a huge reader, I love Harry Potter && Hunger Games!"
    FUCK. NO YOU ARE NOT. YOU JUST READ SHITTY TEEN NOVELS. I WOULD FUCKING KNOW BECAUSE I OWN THEM. READ SOME GODDAMN DOSTOEVSKY YOU BITCH.
    "Music is my life. <3 Paramore, Linkin Park, & Mumford & Sons"
    No. It. Is. Not. You're just listening to shitty rehashed pop music. Listen to some more obscure bands. "I listen to everything except rap & country" doesn't cut it. There are more genres than I can list.
    I have more, which I'll post later.
    Rage, man.
     
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    you used literal right. but yeah, that one is kind of annoying.
     
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    Thats how its always been.

    people try to "grow up" and then when they realize theres no such thing they stop trying and go back to being a kid.

    im thirty and i have more toys than i ever did as a kid. my desk is covered in them. im playing halo right now. i watch cartoons...

    honestly im glad being a nerd is getting popularized.

    you seem far to concerned with other people's likes and dislikes. everyone needs their training wheels and you look about twelve so i wouldnt worry what other kids are discovering.

    it takes a while to develop tastes and you have to start somewhere.
     
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    You see, that's where you're wrong. Not everyone wants to be a kid again.
    That's nice, but I don't buy "toys" anymore besides the new 'thing' in devices, such as the Nexus 7/Galaxy S3/etc.
    I love Halo (first game I ever played on the xbox) and I'm planning on getting Halo 4, but it's something that can wait.
    I'm fucking pissed it's getting popularized because it's false goddamn advertisement number one, number two, it's emulating a style that I pulled myself out of because frankly it's stupid and immature.
    I'm only concerned with them because I have to deal with these fucktards on a daily basis. I'm 16, nearly 17.
    They've had their training wheels on for much too long. They can fuck off.
     
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    lol they are SEVENTEEN.

    dude, wait a year and when youre out of school you wont ever have to worry about what other people like or do ever again.
     
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    It's not that nerds are being popularised, just that girls think they are more likeable if they say they like games (even if it is Farmville).

    As for being concerned with what other people like, it's best to just not give a fuck about what others do and to just do what you enjoy, @Akula.
     
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    Dude wait you dropped this
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    "haters gonna hate"
     
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    video games were originally a male oriented thing and girls are getting into them now. i say GREAT.

    yes a lot of them say they like video games and never play them. thats still great. it means they are shallow sluts and easy to get in bed.

    god you guys are whiny cunts.
     
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    I don't get it. Are you implying that I'm a neckbeard that wears fedoras?
    Check the yearbook bro. Plus I'm effay as fuck.
     
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    I'm not saying I have a problem with it, I'm merely explaining Akula's viewpoint.

    I hate girls in general, I don't need fake geek girls to make me dislike them more; that's just not possible. So long as they only open their mouths to receive dick, 'sall good.
     
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    Geek girls or girls in general?
     
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    pedophiles are just misunderstood like the gays.
     
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    I'm going to pretend to be open-minded and say that I only think the shallow ones that do normal girl things should do that.

    "Not all girls do that". I'm yet to see an example that does not literally or metaphorically suck tonnes of dick.
     
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    Aren't you a girl?