Pooping in other people's butts for science (video)

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    What a piece of shit
     
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    Update on this. Fecal transplant is a promising early cure for AUTISM. Children with AUTISM lack certain bacteria in their intestines and have improved function and quality of life from being colonized by bacteria in other human shit.

    Where's our gofundme page for helping members in need?

    http://thepowerofpoop.com/dannys-story/
     
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    One of the side effects of this therapy is developing a scat fetish. Another side effect is the desire to shove your fingers up your ass and smell them. But, at least you won't be autistic, so you'll hide your sick fuck side-effects from public view. :p
     
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    The only way to prove that people have been subjects to this therapy is the fact that they lack the sense of humor.

    Like this individual, for example.
     
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    Catholic Priests will provide the therapy for free. They'll even give you a coke and a candy bar after providing the therapy free of charge.
     
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    Know a few doctors that do this. Up until very recently insurance wouldn't pay for it so some folks adopted a DIY method.

    Hope they threw the blender away.
     
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    Some folks tried another DIY method called scat sex.
     
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    Scat Porn,bc Science.
     
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    i had to read a research article on this for school. :( it isnt exciting as it sounds.
     
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    what if you presented it as an episode of "star trek: the next generation" ?
     
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    Lay in a course, Mr. LaSperge....
     
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    My course of study doesnt allow humor. And star trek would make it more intolerable.
     
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    Time to drop "Gender Studies" and pick something else...
     
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    Lol if i were in gender studies i wouldnt have to worry about getting kicked out for pissing positive on a drug screen after smoking a bowl on spring break.
     
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    unless you pissed positive for being pregnant.

    gender studies hate that
     
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    Yeah they don't like the whole "enjoying intercourse with the opposite gender and giving into your baser biological needs."
    For people so obsessed with gender roles, they sure do get upset when ppl fit into them happily.
     
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    I never knew yogurt was made from poo.
     
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    You need to be very descriptive about the medical instrumentation entering the ass hole.

    You should use something like this someplace in your paper:

    "The doctor puts a metal bar and straps it with a leather strap so that the patient doesn't scream during the procedure. The doctor ties the patient down in four point hospital restraints so that the patient doesn't move during the procedure. A thick metal nozzle is thrust into the patient's asshole, and then the machine is turned on, and the poop starts to flow. The patient submits to the procedure because the patient knows it will help. The doctor gets an even longer and thicker nozzle so that more poop can be used to inseminate the patients red and raw ass. The patient tries to move, but the restraints hold him in place and the machines whirrs and start to ejaculate poop into the patient's asshole."

    Any topic can be interesting to write about if you use a lot of descriptions of the fun aspects of the procedure.

    You just need to be very descriptive and use a lot of narration to make the assignment fun.

    Sadly, most scientists don't know how to write and turn what could be awesome into something boring by using a shitty writing style.
     
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    you all write such shit erotica. And even shittier policies and procedures.

    "Dr. Rammed Ass enters the room armed with the bite block to prevent unnecessary screaming; he instructs Nurse Boombits (who will be assisting with the procedure) to hold the patient in a safe manner as he applies the 4 point locked restraints, ensuring that he can fit two fingers between the restraints and the patient's limbs. RN Boombits, with gentle pressure inserts the bite block into the patient's oral cavity, inspecting the patient and monitoring their color and tissue perfusion during the procedure. the patient is placed into SIMMS position, laying on their left side, to provide the straightest entry into the anal cavity. The patient will feel some pressure, but Dr. R-A will, with gentle guidance, relieve the pressure as the suppository is inserted, lubed prior to the insertion with water soluble gel. Using the longest digit on his dominant hand DR. R-A will slide the fecal suppository as far back into the anal cavity as is possible, taking care to not perforate the delicate lining of the anus. RN Boombits will provide comfort and assess the patient's tolerance throughout the procedure."

    Yeah thats pretty gay and terrible. Fuck you all.