Poopfarts with a Side of Fries

Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by Abortion Princess, Apr 7, 2013.

  1. Abortion Princess

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    Hello strangers, I came here because my friend HeyNonnyNonymous is here. Putting the box cutter down, Lark, I live in Florida, and I have a piggy pillow. You're just going to type everything I say, are you typing that? Now I feel pressured. Do you like my white gloves that I wear? There are paint splatters on this paper. I want to draw cartoon characters, and I use my sock as a tablet pen holder. Making fart noises with my gas mouse. Should I take my bobby pins out now? One, two, three... Fucking get out of my hair! It's not as curly today. I didn't have them in as long. It's okay. When I do it tomorrow I'm going to leave it in with hair spray, if I find hair spray. This doesn't feel good. Look at my "sproingy" hair over here. Just keep typing everything I say for like an hour and then post it. Jesus Christ. I don't like you, and I don't want to have sex with your grandpa. Who the fuck are you?
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    Are you a tranny like HeyNonnyNonymous?
     
  3. Abortion Princess

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    Obviously not. I'm not black. But yes, I'm a tranny.
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    Well, this forum is turning into some sort of fucked up United Colors Of Beniton.
    We have 2 trannies.
    An octopus.
    A Blasian.
    Some niggas.
    Some Asians.
    Some Whites.
    2 Jews.
    Nazis.
    Commies.
    magi.
    Drug addicts.
    furries.

    Holy Christ, we are less racist than RevLeft!

    So you'll be getting hit on by @scumhook rather than @oddguy.
    Enjoy your stay or whatever.
     
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  6. Abortion Princess

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    I don't really have anything to say to that, so I just thought this would do, since this is what was on my mind: [​IMG]
    Oh yeah, and thanks.
     
  7. Murdoc esp

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    soy un vago de mierda....
    Op, stay still...
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  8. Abortion Princess

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    So that's what it's like to receive first class treatment. No, no. I won't be flying with your airline. I don't like planes anyway.
     
  9. Abortion Princess

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  10. Kenneth

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    Who is the second jew?
     
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    Its oddguy and HKH
     
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    I think an actual bar chart would be good to have on the home page lol
     
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    Yo! welcome to EDF, I'm Khanzer the mascot. You seem to be the type of faggette that is "lol so randum XD", but don't worry we will not judge you for being autistic, instead we will judge you for being a autistic tranny.
     
  14. Die In A Fire

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    Screenshot 2013-01-17 23:59:29 001 .
    According to statistics we have a very disturbing trend of tranny users on this forum.
     
  16. Massgrav

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    JUST POST THE FUCKING T-GIRL PR0N ALREADYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:
     
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    we'd highly appreciate if you could share pics/vids to support this claim.

    anyway welcome

    1365274623115.
     
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    i'm gonna need to see some dick and tits plz

    i feel it will improve the quality of the thread greatly, and make me hate you less than i currently do for your being an "LOL SPORK-WAFFLE SO RANDOM" cunt muffin
     
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    Whale vagina?
     
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    OP is the reason I have dreams where I'm strangling children.
     
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    The most disgusting thing in this thread is the reminder that there are 2 Jews in EDF. Ugh.

    A close second is OP's fucking abortion of an intro post.

    I'm so conflicted. Which I guess is appropriate, given it's a "Ohai guize I'm a traaannnneeeeeee" thread.
     
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    We have to stop this place from turning into a tumblr hugbox.
     
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    Agreed.

    We must formulate a master plan...
     
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    Seriously, this shall not be a place where "cis-gender" "check your privilege" "social justice" wackos think it's okay to come here.
     
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  27. scumhook

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    Maybe MysteryBot needs to "check your package" on the noobs.

    If he's too busy, I hereby volunteer to check the wobbly bits of all noobs.
     
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    You made a kind of funny . get better.
    OP your OP was perhaps the most retarded TLDR OP I have read in a while,but atleast you arent a messyjessie.

    I bet you fuck your pillow sicko.
     
  29. Abortion Princess

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    Uhm, excuse me. I wasn't being random, that is my daily ritual I do when I take a shit.