Police Ticket Gael Noriega, 6, For Reckless Driving After Toy Motorcycle Hits SUV

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  1. Squall741

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    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/13/police-ticket-boy-after-t_0_n_1203649.html?ref=weird-news
     
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    Good to see a Cop getting slapped on the wrist for being a dickhead. Usually they get rewarded for it.
     
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    Who taught that fucker how to drive?
     
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    Seriously. But what the fuck, do the cops have nothing better to do now that the fucking cartels put them out of business?

    GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, MEXICO.
     
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    After so may recent losses in Juarez, the cop just need a win but damn it, if it's not the cartel it's the bureaucracy.

    No but srsly, I hope the kid grows up to be a cartel boss, that he kills generations of this pigs family and makes delicious menudo from there entrails.
     
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    Poor kid.
     
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    Actually, what this is is that most states are so desperate for money, they will ticket anyone and anything that moves.
     
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    States? You are most likely correct in your "desperate for money" assertion, however this did not occur in the US.
    Are you felling OK, you are usually more astute than this?
     
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    I'm glad the police are finally cracking down on these crazy prepubescents.
     
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    I know right, now if they could start cracking down on their nations Mexican problem it would be a nice place.
     
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    state as in "nation state". Though Mexico is pretty much owned by the US.
     
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    Would've cared if this was a country that actually mattered.
     
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    Ok, well good, I'm glad that's cleared up, however I believe you are thinking of Texas. Easy mistake, it is populated by the same people and aesthetically similar.
     
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    stupid kid, should've dropped nails and staples on the road to lose the cops
     
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    Ciudad Juarez, go figure. I was born there, spent the first 9 months of my life there, visited once a few years back just for shits and giggles, and am amazed that the place still has a fucking government.
     
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    I know this is ancient, but I'm bored and feel like correcting you.

    Mexico is divided into states, same as the USA.
     
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    I was commenting on what I perceived was a lack of perception, which was a misunderstanding on my part. I am unaccustomed to people referring to nations as states in reference to North America, in this context I automatically assume USofA. I instantly recognized the semantic confusion, when PerpA replied to the post hence the like on said post and not a huge circle-jerk pissing match.

    I real do appreciate the lesson about Mexico and its 31 states, though.