Police officer asked to show a court 'how a grenade works', hilarity ensues.

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  1. Fraud Based Economy

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    Obviously ED can't give this guy a golden IPod because he didn't wind up killing himself, but can we have something like an honorable mention for lulzy attempts (both intentional and otherwise)?

    I'm almost willing to bet that they removed the explosive filling in the grenade but didn't neutralize the detonator. That would partly explain the limited damage. I would have expected more casualties and injuries if it had its full TNT filling.
     
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    He wouldn't have been eligible for a Golden iPod even if he did die. You'd have to have the intention of killing yourself. Accidental suicides don't count.
     
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    i'll mark it on your map

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    He forgot the Alahu Akbar part
     
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  4. lotic

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    Too bad he didn't die, this would have been prime Darwin Awards material.
     
  5. Fraud Based Economy

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    He also wouldn't have qualified for a Darwin award either (because he probably already has ten kids spread across each of his four wives).
     
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    So what, Stone 8-track?

    I am disappointed I am used to hearing about dumb shit like this happening.
     
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    Well at least they had their priorities in order. Either way, with Americans like this, what need is their for ISIS?
     
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    Wait. What. I thought this took place in Karachi, Pakistan.
     
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    Fuck...:picard:
    I'm not gonna hear the end of this one am I?
     
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    Ah, so that's where Moe, Larry and Curly are.
     
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    Not trying to beat a dead horse; Just trying to get up in that monkey, girl. <3
     
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    Shake that shit, ho.
     
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    Wait, all he did was pull the pin and it went off? Even the RGD-5, which is of questionable reliability, has a timed fuze. Unless "locally produced" means made by mohammed in the garage rather that mohammed in the factory.
     
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    that is exactly what it means, there is an amazing amount of firearms etc that are made in peoples home workshops and stuff like that, some of it is actually pretty good
     
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    Any news on the make and model of the grenade?
     
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    Maybe he realized after he pulled it and threw it under something trying to contain the blast.
     
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    I keep forgetting that zip guns and homemade mortars are a thing, mostly because they unnerve me.
     
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    Actually having children doesn't disqualify you:

    http://www.darwinawards.com/rules/rules.children.html
     
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    They need to change name then. The whole thing was supposed to be about removng your flawed genetics from producing more flawed genetics.
     

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