Police Arrest Amish Who Refused To Put Safety Signs On Buggies

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    Are Kentucky's standards for police officers so low that they don't even know who the Amish are?
     
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    Does it matter who the Amish are? The law is the law.

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    The Amish all look similar due to their limited gene pool. Which is also why so many of them are born with six fingers or two heads or so forth.


    Unfortunately, the First Amendment prohibits the government from pushing religions around*. And quite frankly, if you're too fucking stupid to know a horse-and-buggy is going to go slower than you, you shouldn't be driving.

    *It's also supposed to prevent religion from pushing government around, but that's really not possible in a mobocracy.
     
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    The Ordnung forbid to wear bright colors, but, as far as I can tell, don't say anything about the buggies:

    Depending on the religious order (sect), buggies may:
    • range in style from carts, open wagons, open or enclosed buggies.
    • range in color from gray, black, yellow, white, etc.
    • have wipers for rain and snow
    • may use reflective tape and triangles on back
    • have batteries for lights or kerosene/gas lanterns
    • have wheels made of steel or rubber
    http://amishbuggy.tripod.com/buggyinfo.htm
     
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    Ooh, I learned something new. But if they're of the sect that doesn't allow reflective tape/etc...
     
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    they say the can't wear bright clothes
    but the last time i checked,
    buggies are not the latest runway sensation @ ny fashion week.
     
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    Apparently it violates their code of modesty. That is some serious modesty if you are willing to risk getting your ass smashed in an unilluminated buggy by a 2-ton automobile, only to avoid attracting undue attention to yourself.
     
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    Religion gets too many fucking free passes as it is. I'm glad these tax-exempt resilient community assholes are being forced to interact with the huge American raepdong. I got in line to suck dick years ago.
     
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