pointless shit you collect

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  1. FlamingTofuSquare

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    There may already be a thread for this, but I'm too lazy to search past page 6 to find out.

    What do you collect that takes up valuable closet space, drains your bank, etc.

    Post pix if you're up to it.

    Me:
    - playing cards
    - bottlecaps
    - keys
    - fish-shaped vases
    - postcards (just signed up for postcrossing to get back into this)

    We were also doing letterboxing for a while, which is a cousin to geocaching, in which you drive out in the middle of nowhere and stick your hand in random shrubbery in order to stamp a book with a rubber stamp that's hidden in a box in the shrub (in the hole in the middle of the sea), and you collect as many of said stamps as you can find. But our car is shit and gas costs too much, so we haven't been out in about a year.
     
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    Well, there is this thread: https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/show-us-your-collections.8548/

    I don't know if you want to continue there or start anew. New threads are always refreshing.

    Just so you know, you can use the search and go by "titles only", but you must be specific. For example, the words "collect" or "collection" wouldn't bring up a thread about "collections." You can also search for more than one word at a time, but you must separate them with commas.
     
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    random bits of broken plastic... because you never know.
    i have boxes upon boxes just filled with shit i find when i walk. some of it i've used for sculptures, the rest i tell myself i'll use for the same - but never do. so i have boxes and boxes filled with broken bits of plastic.
     
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    Your wording is very confusing, like confusing as all fuck.. I had to wiki that shit.

    Better said; you use clues to find letterboxes hidden outdoors in public places. The boxes contain a rubber stamp and a visitor's guestbook. Once you find that box, you can use the rubber stamp inside on your own personal notebook to keep track of finds. If you have your own stamp, you may use that on the guestbook to show everyone else you were there.
     
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    Books about revenge, dirty tricks, activity that could be called small-time terrorism, making drugs and bombs, distilling alcohol, killing people and sabotaging.
     
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    I didn't bother to word it coherently because I figured nobody gave a shit anyway.
     
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    What part of "too lazy to look" was too hard for you, sonny?
    That said, if someone wants to merge this shit, feel free.
     
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    liked for the picture.

    You said you were too lazy to look past page six. My point is that you don't have to, we have a search function, and it'll easily find what you're looking for as long as you use it correctly.
     
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    In fact, I would like to start collecting some fucks. Y'know, in order to give them. Do you know where I can find any?
     
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    I don't see what is pointless in collecting souls.
     
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    Dr. Rice, is a verbal agreement enough to win a soul? Because a few years back I got into a fight with a kid, and since we didn't have any material things to wager we went with souls. I wound up winning, so I need to know; since no papers were signed do I still get his soul?
     
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    I collect the caps of ever bottle of alcohol that I drank, just in case bottle caps become humanity's currency when the impending apocalypse comes.
     
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    No you don't as you didn't exchange anything for his soul. Unless you offer a mutual exchange, the only thing you can do with souls is influence them until someone with a stronger group feeling comes along and makes your soul submissive to his or her soul.
     
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    I yank out nose hairs that grow over an inch in minutes and I place them in a little box next to where I sit.
    The ones That are over 2" long I keep in a special ring box that I place inside the stuffing of my pillow.
     
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