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Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by Voidius, Feb 3, 2013.
Hey there all o/,
You all seem friendly, decided to stop lurking and make a thread.
Hi there, welcome,so glad to see you made the leap.
Now be a good new friend and cut for us
An æ on the tip of your dick... Pics plox (Don't forget to time stamp, k)
nobody loves you
welcome to edf
also, i'm stalking you now
for no reason
so be a dear and pick us up some milk and eggs at the store on your way home or i'll stab you
Wait, you love yourself? I'm sorry but we don't tolerate self-esteem on this forum.
Fuck the pls
You choose the best forum on the internet so have a parting gift
Welcome to EDF.
if you dont spew your shit on EDF, EDF wont spew its shit on you
There you go
Welcome to edf. Ive only just met you and already I want to watch you have your colon sucked out by a pool drain.
Do me a favor, OP.
Go out to the dirt yard in front of your hovel, and find an anthill.
Pour some ammonia and bleach down the hole.
Then fuck it. There is no pleasure that compares to melting ants scurrying into a urethra.
Ey, not bad!
Trying to seal the anthill with the anus is allowed too, jfyi
Don't take this the wrong way, but go dip your hand in a solution labeled "HCl" and vigorously masturbate with it.