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    Can I have the GOTIS award? :(
     
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    GTFO for being a prettier trap than I am! :efriends:
     
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    I'm not a trap, I'm a herm. There is a slight but not very important difference...
     
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    Alrighty, then what are your.....superpowers?!
     
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    fix'd.
     
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    Can I just have my GOTIS award already? I thought I'm a good enough attention whore :(
     
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    Technically, that award is for those with Girl on the Internet Syndrome, not 200lb Intersex Freak of Nature on the Internet Syndrome.
     
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    I have a vagina, it counts.
     
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    Somebody stop me if I'm dead-ass wrong, but I always figured it had to be a candid act of fuckery that warranted such a medal, kinda like no-homework passes and other such perk points in primary school.
     
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    This pretty much sums up every single one of your posts.
     
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    This was the banner when I opened this thread. Somewhat relevant.​
     
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    Which is GOTIS. Constantly reminding people I have a vagina.
     
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    Reminded me of this, and I started giggling like a spastic retard.
    uWUlKmY.jpg.
     
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    Spare me the stories of your evening donkey fuck. :fapspin:
    EDIT: Shit, it was stuck on the EDF part. :(
     
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    Monumental claims like that require photographic evidence.
     
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    Look guise. I'm not showing nudes. So you are never going to see my delicious flat chest. Ever.
     
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    Then stop talking about it.
     
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    How the gay are you gunna achieve GOTIS status with that attitude?
     
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    You guys were the ones who mentioned me being a trap, and asking for tits. Just explaining I don't have tits.
     
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    I think I speak for many of the regular denizens of EDF2, when I say thank you for taking the time to explain this to us.

    Now, I feel it is my duty to explain something to you.

    We have a wide and varied user-base here, each member possesses the peculiar belief that they are special or interesting or worthy of attention or unique or intelligent. Each of them is invariably wrong, but this is quite besides the point.

    I tell you the previous, in order to give the following information some context: No-one cares about your 'special snowflake' status. You are repeatedly (ironically? post-ironically?) mentioning GOTIS as if this will get you a pat on the back. It won't. The reason you're being asked for nudes isn't that anyone is salivating at the thought of your naked body, it's just to confirm whether any of this hermaphrodite/transsexual bullshit is actually true, or whether you think it's 'lol so randumb', or whether you stumbled here while looking for a tumblr social justice circlejerk.

    In summation, none of your behaviour is new or funny, nor does any of it seem to have any discernible purpose. If you're playing a character, try to make it a funnier/more incendiary one. If this is your real behaviour, fuck you. It's boring and played out.
     
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    Sorry dear, no GOTIS medal for you.

    But I will ask one of the admins to make a special Fatass medal just for you!
    Won't that be nice, you chubby cunt?
     
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    Yeah, Uber. Show some respect to this classy example of a lady who is totally
    not an
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    dumb slut
    asking for it.
     
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    Heh jealous virgin middle-aged men taking their buttfrustration out on a 18 year old who gets laid more than they ever will. You couldn't even get a "fatty" like me to sit on yer tiny little dicks. The whole point of ED is one giant compensation for your sad little lives. You know what, sometimes I found the articles on ED funny, but this is just sad. GO head call me a fat attention whore, its such a played out insult, its the only thing a neckbeard male can come up with when they find out a girl wont put out for them. I mean seriously, get creative. I'm fucking adorable and you know it, even if I have a little more meat on my hips and ass. If I lost a little weight I'd be a solid 10/10. I'm definitely way prettier than anything you could ever hope to pull. Yes I used to try and find randoms to fuck on /soc/, mainly because I knew I would never see them again and I've never been good at finding one night stands, especially since everyone in my small little cluster fuck of a city knows me or knows my friends, and that sort of thing would spread fast. And yes I have a list of kinks, including voyeurism and knife play. And the whole Pedo-baiting and "anyon1 wanna cyber" bit was my lame and poor attempt at trolling, yes my occupation says "being underaged-pussy" but does that mean you are actually a "asparagus alpha". Seriously. You guys take shit way too literally and serious. As if it even matters. I am a herm, but in order to prove it you would have to see me naked, and that chapter of my life is over so I'm not camwhoring for any of you goons. Anyway they snipped my little dick at birth so all is that is left is a oversized "clit". Even showing my flat chest wouldn't be enough proof. And I honestly don't care about proving it. I said I was a herm because they said I was a trap, and I'm not a trap. I would have never said I was herm if they had never called me a trap. And they called me a trap cause I said I don't have tits. I said I don't have tits because you asked for tits. So no I didn't "OMG GUYS RANDUM FACT!!!!11" I just responded to your fuckery. I honestly don't know why I signed up here, I was bored and hadn't slept for several days when I made that thread and at first I felt like trolling and now I'm sitting here being trolled. Trolls trolling lame trolls I guess. But it doesn't matter, I'm a 8/10 even if I'm chubby, and you are all probably obese neckbearded basement dwellers who have never even kissed a girl.

    tldr version: u jelly fggt?
     
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    I fixed it for you <3
     
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    Film yourself drinking a gallon of bleach and i'll pay to have it awarded to you.
     
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