Plot to castrate Justin Bieber sadly fails.

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  1. Semjaaza

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    So guys, Justin Bieber was a target for castration. Lulzy plan, but sadly misinformed since a bitch of Bieber proportions is unlikely to possess any testicles of note. It is a real shame that this plan failed; one less effeminate Canadian faggot would have been an improvement for everyone.

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    Sauce: http://www.examiner.com/article/justin-bieber-almost-castrated-at-madison-square-garden
     
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    Well damn. These two heroes (three I guess if you wanna count the one that's already in prison) will be missed.
     
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    they were great men, my heart goes out to them.
     
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    They were incompetent fuckups, and they should be castrated in turn for letting everyone down.
     
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    we should honor their memories picking up their plot and completing it
     
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    murderer?

    First, they would go for a lot higher on the black market.

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    The Paisley Strangler is the gayest fucking murderer evar, of course he's a Bieber fan.
     
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    Only $2,500? I'd at least give him $10,000 for even being able to find them.
     
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    So if they DID succeed, who would notice?
     
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    You are all missing the true lulz, who really gives a fuck about Bieber?! This guy, Dana Martin, is fail wrapped in faggotry, smothered in a gay frosting. Aside from his tattoo, utter failure at everything and the fact his parents named him Dana (all of which only arguments the following point); Dana Martin is arguably the most lulzworthy serial killer that nevar was. The Paisley Strangler.