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  1. MrGask

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    I will roll your dice using this, because I know all you faggots would cheat.

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    Turn order is determined by sequencing of joining the game, and players may join at any time. Early players will have an obvious advantage.

    Each time you pass "Please Stand By," you only get 50 bottlecaps. Life is harsh in the wasteland.

    Hovels cost the price printed on the deed, Forts cost 5 houses, Vaults cost 15 houses. Each property may support 5 hovels, 2 Forts, or one Vault. All structures must be of the same type.

    The Hunny Pot is all the fines collected to that point, payable to whomever, when they land on the G.O.A.T. square.

    Chance and Community Chest are whatever I pull out my ass when someone lands on that space.

    Three doubles in a row lands you in jail, just like the card.

    You get raped by super mutants in jail. Deal with it.
     
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    I want to be the shoe.
     
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    You sneak three spaces, to the edge of a vast (maybe) inert minefield. You are approached by a sun burnt asshole wearing a combat vest. "Hey! SHOE! I will sell you a map through the minefield for 220 Bottlecaps!"

    You check your pipboy and find you have only been able to shove 50 Bottlecaps into its cracked, heat warped casing. Dejectedly, you wonder further into the wasteland, ever searching for someone to join your party and block your access to doorways.
     
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    You roll a big money ten (not a double), and slink that many spaces.

    The Super Mutants take your 50 bottlecaps and lovingly place each inside your asshole, saying "Pay for ticket, huh, huh."

    They then ride you like Disney's Splash Mountain. You scream for the guard, but only receive an automated message "Thank you for using VaulTec Prisoner Detention Systems, please insert 200 credits for service."

    Sorry, but you are stuck in jail until you either roll doubles, or can somehow earn 200 credits.
     
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    at least its not Paradise Falls :)
     
  9. MrGask

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    You also roll a ten. WTF.

    @HeliosOne

    As you are cringing in the corner, unable to get comfortable in any position, this
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    is rammed into the cell, without any preparatory sweet talk. The Super Mutants start bludgeoning it on the head, yelling "GET PAID! GET PAID!" until its head eventually splits in twain and 50 bottlecaps spurt out. You quickly gather them up, as the Super Mutants start up a rousing game of Bollocks Ball, and add them to your stash. "Bottlecaps are the same as credits, right?" you think to yourself.
     
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    Capital Wasteland Super Mutants lost their sexual organs and are sterile during the FEV transformation so its ok
     
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    Too bad these are Detroit Wasteland Buck Super Mutants (arrested for immigration, all of which is now illegal). They have prehensile genitalia, much like elephants.

    @Sugar Bombs
    You roll a three, and continue to cautiously sneak further into the wasteland. As you sneak cautiously though a well lit shopping mall, a man in a crumpled suit throws himself wailing at your sole.

    "Shoe, how could it come to this? Alas, I am the sole owner of this glorious establishment, but I am about to lose it all! The local mafia is extorting me for protection money, and I am 260 short. Please, please! Loan me this money. I would even sign over the dead to my place as collateral! Kind Shoe, will you not help a fellow out?"

    You say TL:DL. and headbutt him in the balls. He crumples with and exhalation of whiskey breath, and you continue on your way.
     
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    @HeliosOne
    You roll a six (not doubles). There will be no anal relief tonight, or any other night in the foreseeable future.
    This comes out as "IlllHLLLSHHHHIIIHAHOOOHELLLL" as you urethra (which functions as your mouth, eyes, and nose) is currently stuffed with not less than 3D6 Super Mutant meat shovels.

    You roll a 6 (also not doubles).
     
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    fuck this game, obviously is rigged in favor of the red head
     
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    Seriously this is how the dice are coming up. I should probably PM Zaiger and see if the forum has an inbuilt RNG function.
     
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    i want to be one of the gary clones... named gary
     
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    You roll a seven, and awaken in an abandoned train yard, with no previous memory or experience. There is a tag sticking out of the ground, with "Lira 260" printed on it in red.

    You wonder off.
     
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    what a fucking mess.

    I'm going to start stealing helios's money when he's not looking.
     
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    Actually, now that I think of it, it is rigged in @Sugar Bombs favor, as she was first to join.
    Shoe rolls an 8, and arrives on a windy crag. A surplus of abandoned, crumbling structures cling around the peak like the last remnants of Axl Rose's hairline. You don't see any shoe stores, waxing studios, or juice bars, so continue on your way.
     
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    do i have to *wander off? is the 'lira 260' red paint? if so, can i peel the paint chips off and eat it?
     
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    Rolls a 10.

    CLAXONS BLARE! LIGHTS FLASH! THE SUPERMUTANTS FALL TO THE GROUND, WRITHING IN PAIN.

    Due to your extensive abuse at the hands of the radioactive mutants, your flesh has become a sad slurry of amoebiod form. You slither along the floor in a heaping, undulant motion.
    After a time, you butt up against what seems to be a fallen tree, replete with fungi. In a desperate grasp at human contact, you envelop the fallen trunk.
    @scumhook
    A cold, wet blanket envelops your broken and abused form. In a chance moment, your DNA combines with that of the blanket, creating
    PnisDav.
    PnisDav!
    You flail your urethra wide in a triumphant roar, gobbling up the scattered bottlecaps, and delivering bone splintering clamps to any of the still supine Super Mutants you encounter. As your knees? quake with rage, an frothing torrent of hot bottletin is pelted out into the Detention Systems sidewall, blowing it out completely. You lurch forward into the wasteland with renewed determination.

    @HeliosOne @scumhook
    You are now the same entity, sorta. You will each roll 2D6 and pick one of the numbers, and add them to get your roll. You currently have a combined pool of 100 bottlecaps.
     

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    You roll a 7, and advance to Arefu. Peak, crag, abandoned hairline, etc...you see a shoe sitting at the bottom, but it is a right foot and you already have a right foot.
    Noticing that you have hands, you notice that they are currently clasping a small sack, which contains 50 bottlecaps.
     
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    rolls a 6, advancing to the G.O.A.T. (no Hunny Pot)

    You find yourself in a vast desert. After walking for a time, you stumble upon a tortoise that is flipped onto it's back and cannot right itself.
    Do you:

    a)Continue on, putting the tortoise from your mind
    b)Flip the tortoise over, so it may live
    c)What's a tortoise
     
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    You roll [​IMG][​IMG]
    Pick one die to pass along to Scumhook, then he will roll and pick one, add it to yours, you guys will move, and then argue over what you do once you figure out what space you are on.
     
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    :popcorn: I want to join in to this hillarity.
     
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    We are still waiting for @HeliosOne to get over himself, and not rage quit Fallopoly before the first round is even over (in which no one can purchase anything anyway).

    Funnily enough PnisDav is currently winning, thanks to its head start from the prison break.
    Also, the fates are hilarious. First both Helios and Scum go to jail on their first roll, then they both roll sixes (both rolling one and five), and then they both roll ten (Scummy's wasn't a double, but given the weird synchronization so far, I decided to let him out anyway).
     
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    Sounds fun, I CALL THE DOG!