Plans for a Hiki Hotel/Cyber Cafe

Discussion in 'Your Shitty Projects' started by Negi Springfield, Oct 14, 2011.

  1. Negi Springfield

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    I am planning that one day when I have the funds to build a cyber cafe like they have in Japan, with more than just the usual that you can find here. In Japan there are cyber cafes that are almost like hotels, with showers and luxuries in one place that has no equal in the US.

    I would open one of these, get the licenses required for such a place, etc once I have the money for it. I have kicked around ideas like playing the lottery, getting a job at a local vidya gaem store, and maybe begging for donations from people who would be interested in such a project. I wasn't sure if this was more suited for the weeb subforum, mainly because it's a thing that originated in Japan. I think even so, this is more of a project than a discussion of weeb shit. I am curious to hear if anyone would be willing to help with such a project and or give financial support. I know many of the people here don't have lots of money to blow, but every little bit would be greatly helpful in this. Also, any expertise would be appreciated as well. Carpenters, buliding inspectors, lawyers, anyone with a construction background and or a knowledge of building codes, and all such related or unmentioned fields. If you are able to make a contribution then I might be able to make it worth your while. I really do want to persue this, so please do help.

    PM me about possible offers if posting in this thread is not good for what you plan to contribute.
     
  2. Dynamic Entry

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    i am not going to give money for some coffee shop/ hotel hipster hangout to be made.

    NEVER!
     
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    go to a financial advisor
    if he tells you this is a good idea then go to the bank and get a loan.
    do me this sounds like a bad idea.
     
  4. Negi Springfield

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    Ok dumbass.

    Would one of those be on the online yellow pages? If so, then I might just give one a call and find out what kind of things I would have to do for a loan. I think they would allow for that, if it's for a small business type startup.
     
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    first have some kind of plan.
    they wont give money to every fucktard that walks off the street.
     
  6. Negi Springfield

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    I know I would have to have some kind of plan, but I'm not so sure what it would have to be.

    I know they won't let any dumbass get a loan, but I'm curious to know what things I can say or do to make this idea seem novel and interesting as well as profitable to the bank or whoever will be loaning the money. If you could tell me what bare bones minimum things I would need, I would be grateful.
     
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    go to a damn financial advisor.
    he will tell you if its a good idea and how much it will cost,you can go with that to a bank.
     
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    NEGGI YOU DUNKASS

    WHAT YOU DO IS =

    GO TO COLLEAGE

    BECOME DOCTOR

    ur life is fuked
     
  9. Negi Springfield

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    Give me your crackpipe now.

    Now.
     
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    Sounds like a gud plan.
     
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    I'll gladly send you a donation for more booze to help you forget about how unrealistic that plan is.
     
  13. Harpoons

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    That's easily the most retarded thing I've seen all week.
     
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    no,but really nagi...
    are you that naive or just that stupid ?
     
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    If your customer base consists of basement dwellers and/or creatures of habit, how do you expect them to leave the house?
     
  16. Negi Springfield

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    *throws crumpled up idea paper at head*

    Plan scrapped.
     
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    You do realize that having received wellfare and having been unemployed for however many years basically means you have 0 chance of getting a loan right?
     
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    Having such a fucking worthless idea won't help either.
     
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    Not that I want to piss on your chips, but it just seemed doomed to fail from the very beginning. :noes:
     
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    Being an unemployed retard kinda puts a damper on most things. Jesus negi, you know how much CAPITAL would be involved in this, I don't think you could even get a simple cafe up and running, let alone something like that.
     
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    OP, cybercafes in Asia have always been a hikki hotel from the beginning. They open 24 hrs. they have air conditioning. They have food. They have couches. They have STARCRAFT and DOTA and COD4.

    People go there to play and sleep and play again ad infinitum, never leaving

    P.S. this thing originated from Korea I think
     
  22. Dynamic Entry

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    probably why he wants to make one, the little weeb bastard.
     
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    We don't have those in my underwater city, maybe you can do one here.