Planned-opolis - the Futre, 2040

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    I thought this video was meant as satire, but it was actually created by a forward-facing think-thank funded by various mega corporations. In the video, a future model city called Planned-opolis, is presented along with various dystopian concepts of "living."

    Pardon the faggot uploader's stupid bullshit captions.



    I admit that I don't yet know the full context of the video. But I do know that it's not meant as satire or as a cautionary tale. Basically, it's a NWO Zionist's wetdream, fed to us as being a "great way to live."

    Thank God, statistically speaking, I'll be dead sometime around 2050, provided the Mayan apocalypse doesn't get me / us first.

    What's your opinion on this video / the future? Will I be seeing you in the dissenters ghetto?

    * There is no spelling error in the title. I misspelled 'future' on purpose... because it's missing and broken...

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    and rich guys in cars.

    I can't imagine how somebody thought this was fit to make and show to the public. As I said in my opening post, I don't know a lot about the context of this video, other than it's supposedly a mainstream infomercial or something. It's creepy and infuriates me.
     
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    In case I confuse anybody, this is the actual goal of environmentalists. It's not bad at first glance but the idea that anybody is going to tolerate public transportation even though they have a car, or that providing public transportation for an entire city is economically feasible, is ludicrous.
     
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    Interesting, I can totally see this happening.
     
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    When the Al Gore cultists come head to head with the Alex Jones'ites, I will ride the resulting wave of carnage on my razor steel surfboard, high above their shoulders, I'll take off their heads. An uzi of death in hand, I'll fire wildly into the air, pegging old crone Liberty in the head and eyes, blowing off her god damned spikes. I'll uproot the white house and shake its pillars loose. From which I'll start a bonfire and burn this whole god damn future to the ground.
     
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    It's not either-or...
     
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    Democracies, bro. You can take away their freedom, but you can't take away a soccer mum's car privileges!
     
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    Really? ;)
     
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    This is the only way the future can go.
     
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    convert to being a disciple of zardoz now while there is still ammunition and cleanse the filth of the brutals that multiply and are legion.
     
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    The whole video is useless, bullshit and it isn't needed. Everybody knows that 40 years into the future we'll be living like this:

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    Scavenging the wasteland for rape-ees with a talking dog.
     
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    I was hoping that the future would be more like this.

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    Too bad most petrol will be up some Arabs greasy ass by 2030.
     
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    Remember when the Jetsons predicted what the future would be like? Well it didn't turn out and I doubt this too. All these "future" predictions don't account for one important aspect of advancement and that is "Chi."
     
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    post apocalyptic,remind me of fallout 3
     
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    There are no hyphens in future, retard. It's just future.
     
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    Planned-opolis - the Futre, 2040
    whos retard now
     
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    40 years in the future it'll look mostly the same as it does now.
    except for these things.
    massive overpopulation.
    Race wars everywhere.
    fewer white people.
    parts of Europe will be Islamic
    Children will get dumber.
    Schools will force your children to be tolerant of everyone and if they object they will be labeled a "Rassis" and will go to prison.
    Crime will be rampart.
    Disease will stalk the land like a big stalking thing.
    Children will give up on school to try for reality TV like the pretty people.
    Gas prices to go though the roof.
    North Korea will probably have engaged in some nuclear pissing contest (North Syde 4 lyf!)
    Environment is fucked.
    Apathy will be a sport.
    Your 12 year old daughter will bring home a 38 year old gangbanger to tell you "hiz mah babbidahdi"
    No one will read books.
    No one will eat anything healthy.

    Any funerals/weddings/so on will probably be endorsed by A big name company without your consent.
    $$Troopers funeral brought to you today by
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    I suppose sex will be regulated by a computer too
     
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    0:52, lol