Pissing off the roof.

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  1. Enig

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    Has anyone else besides me done this? It's fucking relaxing.
     
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    I prefer to use a toilet, but I heard masturbation is relaxing.
     
  3. Beefcake

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    I once masturbated off of a roof. Double relaxing.
     
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    I heard if you jack off from the top of the Chrysler building, the semen gains enough momentum to kill a man.
     
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    Somebody in NY should try that.
     
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    No, that's not possible. The mass is not high enough.
     
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    soudns like fun
     
  8. Lucky

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    You dumb niggers, rain won't kill a man, so neither will semen.
     
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    Depends on the Semen. Perhaps if we found a man with lead-based cum...
     
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    Think about it, does hail kill you?
     
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    Still won't kill anyone. You can for example fire a gun straight into the air and the bullet would not kill anyone as it lands. You'd need a rather large amount of solid lead.
     
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    http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/02/26/world/main2514554.shtml
    Some kid was killed by a bullet fired into the air. Also other funny deaths happened too.
    There are other, better, examples. This is just the funniest.
     
  14. Da/v/e

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    That's retardation doing it's work as a gene pool cleanser.
    Also, yeah, it's quite relaxing, just spending the afternoon and night in the roof. Pissing, reading, having a smoke, etcetera. Pissing is extra chilling.
     
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    The only way for the semen to kill somebody is if there was something pushing it towards the Earth on top of gravity.
     
  16. Da/v/e

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    What is pheesicks?
     
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    That can only happen if the bullets are not fired straight up into the air, but at an angle.
     
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    I agree with that, it's just unlikely that someone firing a gun is going to manage a shot straight up in the air.