Pictures from a Chinese gangster's phone

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  1. zaiger

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    We start out with the obligatory stack-o-cash.
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    Anyone know what this is? I am thinking cigar cutter maybe? It would make sense because in a couple more images I think he is about to cut someone's finger off.
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    Good to know there are guidos in China.
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    They are not happy with this guy here.
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    Everyone taking pictures of this guy getting his ass beat.
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    idk what is going on here, maybe breaking his finger or about to cut it off with something? I can't tell what that is in his hand.
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    And then it's back to phat stacks and pimp rides. That guy from the last photo is probably buried somewhere in a field in Hong Kong.
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    Stereotypical Chinese dog.
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    Gold plated phone lol.
     
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    I thought that was a bear...
     
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    Whatever it is is super kawaii
     
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    Gangster-kun sugoii~
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    That guy must be a Tai Koh (Big Brother)

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    These guys are loan sharks. Cutting fingers is common when you don't pay the full amount (which is 10-20x higher than the money you borrow from them). They take whatever cash you have anyway.
     
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    I don't want to tell members of the Triads how to do their shit but maybe they shouldn't be taking photos of themselves? Especially when surrounded by wads of cash or while assaulting somebody.

    @zaiger Care to share tales of your own exploits? By which I mean the utter idiocy of other criminals. I know that criminals aren't the smartest or most discreet people in the world so I'm sure you have plenty of stories.
     
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    The Yakuza should outsource some criminals there to show them how it's done.
     
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    Here in Italy those amateur fucks wouldn't stay alive for a second. You neither fuck around attention whoring nor buy expensive automobiles or Gucci shit. You just care about the power and who detains it, you don't give a fuck about which car do you drive and shit
     
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    So that's what, like a grand US?
     
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    More like eight bucks.
     
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    It's actually closer to fifty thousand US.
     
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    "Sure i like to count my stacks of cash, pose in pictures with my Tres' chic cars and clothes and murder informers.
    But there is nothing like snuggling up with a cute dog, yaknowwatI'msayin'?"
     
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    That is the picture he uses for his OKCupid profile.
     
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    It's a Vertu mobile

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    I think it's a wire cutter, and that dude is about to lose a finger

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    Or closer to 150 k +

    See: 1 strap = 100 bills
    1 brick = 10 straps
    100 yuan = 14,4 $

    100 x 10 x 11 bricks x 14,4 $ = 158.000 $

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    lol, charming and delicate
     
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    Asian crime groups (Triad, Yakuza) put a inordinate amount of time into looks.
    I think its because they are usually from poor families so nice cars/clothes and jewelry were usually something that they could only dream of owning.
    I think the term is "Nigger rich"
    getting handed a lot of cash and blowing it on frivolous shit instead of investing it.
     
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    Bleach/blond dyed hair is a must. I've seen a guy who looks like super sayan 3 Vegeta, selling counterfeit cellphones
     
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    So its probable that Mr. Nine Fingers owed someone some money and couldn't pay it back.
    The gangsters are going to get what they are owed, doesn't have to be in cash.
     
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    Is it because their own culture won't accept them or is it because when they think of success they think of the white man?
    or are they just non-educated "Lower class" people with a shitload of cash?
     
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    That's right.
     
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    I don't know about the rest, but in Japan it is because they fetishize American ganster culture in much the same way as wiggers. A couple years ago it hit mainstream even, and all the young people looked like this;
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    Ancestor is not amused.
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    Ew his(?) shirt is so fucking wrinkled.
     
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    Still pathetic. The lowly American negroid drug lord can easily produce a cool million. There's no telling what his non-retarded Russian and Italian mob syndicate counterparts could come up with.
     
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    where dis u find this op?
     
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    His cock is probably huge, it's gotta be 3.5"
     
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    who cares

    he a criminal

    bitchez love criminals

    and cocaine
     
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    Its supposed to be Zaiger.
    its hip and cool, maybe if you dressed in a wrinkled shirt chicks would sleep with you more often.
     
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    If he is on the street hurting people then he probably doesn't make as much money.
    and the nigger gangbangers don't rake in as much cash for crack anymore, when Crack first hit the scene they could easily hit the one mil in a few months of huslin'
     
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