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Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by Stephen, Jul 15, 2011.
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Thats my best attempt, your turn.
I've put poison in your <subject drink here>, unless I give you the cure within a day you'll be stuffing a grave
"hi, how are you?"
"suck my dick"
inb4 chloroform rag cliche
"So... how much for a blow job?"
Can I suck your dick?
If you're a lady, you're welcome to.
If you were a guy at some point, I'll need a few more beers to consider it...
Do you want to be my TRUE and LOYAL sweetheart FROM THE GROUND-UP?
No Trannies for Stephen.
"I saw your face from across the way, and I must say, it is the most dazzling face I have seen in my entire life."
"Would you like to do the choo-choo to my tinkie?"
What if I told you I've used that irl?
Then I would congratulate you.
k, just makin sure.
I work in a reptile house, want to see a pink snake?
Nope, but I wanna see your albino or twin-head snake if you have one.
I'm not sure you're special enough for someone to one up that to where they would split their dick in two...
You must be a Meat Burgler, because it looks like you stole two fine lookin' hams and shoved them in the back of yo pants.
I'm a vegetarian.
Well actually we're more about frogs and lizards, I mean we don't have too much funding and most of the groups that come to the zoo are families... There's a giant tortoise exhibit outside though, next to the emu enclosure, you can touch his shell and there are leaflets that tell you how long they live for and stuff. You should definitely give it a look. Okay, I'll let you finish your drink, I can see your friends are getting ready to leave. Have a nice night.
Handled like a pro.
I'm gonna say all that as a pickup line now, just to see what happens.
"Hey babe, I know Richard Ramirez"
From; My friend trying to woo a random skank at a bar.
We're going to have sex. It's up to you if it's consentual.
I have a silver tongue. Want to find out what it can do?
I've got a spare twenty dollars if you've got a spare twenty minutes.
And the classic from Shark Attack 3:
"Hey, how about I take you home and eat your pussy?"
Gay sex thuggboi?
I'm drunk, you have a , and I am not sure how attractive you really are, so lets go bump uglies.
I have been inspired to use that one also.
woudl you buy my epic mount for photosets of me and my fat twin sister scissoring??
Would I buy pics of you and your wincest? Soz, no cash, unless someone wants to buy for me?
ur a d00d
Edit: Lolnevermind. I'm pretty sure guys can't scissor.
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.
you smell. lets shower/