PETS OF EDF

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  1. hipcrime

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    YES, THIS AGAIN

    In this thread, we post our pussies or other pets. Here, let me start:
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    Kitty Love restrained by the veterinary assistant, May, 2008 (aged 20)

    My cat, Kitty Love, was given to me in May, 1986 around my 18th birthday. She was an aggressive cat, but she left certain people live, me included. At age 10, my mom inherited Kitty Love, along with my grandma who had started going senile, and had been taking care of my cat because I was unable to have a pet. When she moved in with mom, she mellowed out a lot, because mom pampered her and she loved it. By the time she was about 17 or 18, she began to lose her vision. By age 20, she was more or less blind, but she then became the lapcat I always wanted. She would snuggle up in my armpit or sometimes I would wake with her sleeping in my crotch... perhaps her sense of smell had started to decline also. She died peacefully in March, 2009, right around her 23rd birthday. I cherish my memories of her and her playful attacks.
     
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    i keep a nigger in a cage and a chink in a shoebox. does this count?
     
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    His name is Johnny, he is a somewhat imperative kitty, I only have one month taking care of him so I don't have many stuff to tell except that he used to poop on the living room, but now he use the cat's sand box.
     
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    i call my shoebox chink Alf, like the cool alien, because he likes to eat cats.
    the nigger doesnt deserve a name.
     
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    Aww cute.
     
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    i knew youd like that. whenever i take my nigger for a walk to the sub-human park all the girls want to pet him. "omg hes so scary! does he bite?" they ask. he's a real conversation starter. but my chinaman on the other hand is more aloof, and prefers to sit at home clawing at my curtains!

    pets bring us a world of joy. it's like they're so much like us that we can see our own emotions and selves in them, despite not being even a little related.
     
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    Totally, my cat and me share the same laziness on afternoons and he love to be with almost all time and he sleep on my legs while I pet him, that is so relaxing for both.
     
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    A fish named josh
     
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    my only pet is a snapping turtle named 'sir chomps alot'

    hes been hanging out in an aquarium outside all summer.
     
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    Animal: Praying Mantis.
    Species: Mantis Religiosa (European Mantis)
    Status: Introduced species. Somewhat common in Western U.S.
    Name: Euripides.
    Size: 4 inches.
    Diet: Fucking everything.



    Moar video at jootube.
     
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    I have a cat. Really, she's not even my cat; she's my sister's. My sister's at school though, so I pretty much take care of her. My sister had the bright idea to name her after an Inyuasha character. I refuse to call her that. I just call her Cat. She threw up this morning.
     
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    This is my dog, Shadow. He will always be my best friend.

    Also, after he dies, I intend to clone him.
     
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    Are you going to stuff the body of the original?

    Here's my kitty: [​IMG]

    Her name is Willow (I adopted her). She's such a sweetheart. :nyan2:
     
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    I have 2 little yorkies named sammy and sophie.

    There so adorable, they love to snuggle.

    Ill get a picture when I can.
     
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    No, I'll give him a proper burial, but I'll harvest some tissue samples to clone him.
     
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    Two way street.
     
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    I wonder why after I posted that other video, I spent an hour of my life watching Praying Mantises fight other things.
     
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    They are captivating, I know. I'm videotaping mine eating a mouse today.
     
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    These fuckers are nasty. I got stung by one of these once.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhpQYuU2l0M
     
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    This is my cat, 8-years old, her name is "Chola" (gangster-girl in Spanish) or at times Elfaba or Elfie (what my sister calls her) but you can call her any name and she still won't respond cause she's one of those kind of cats.
    She won't let anyone pet her, she's un-nurtured still have her claws and WILL fuck your shit up if you try any sort of physical contact that she doesn't initiate. I got her from a cardboard box from some dude who was giving away free kittens in Pomona.
    That's why she's called Chola
    She has a extra Claw-finger (freak-kitty) and won't eat usually unless my Dad stands near her food dish and points her to it with his foot.
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    Praying mantis are very mean to other animals
     
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    naw i had 23 wonderful years with her. she made me very happy.
     
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    I just cry whenever a cat or dog dies.
     
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    Lol chola, she really deserve the name with that attitude, is unfortunately that she hate petting she look adorable.
     
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    these are my cats:
    prince & jack

    prince is beautiful & noble & can be as dumb as a bag of rocks.
    when we picked him out, we knew he was "special".
    when he brother & sister were eating the cat food off of the plate...
    prince was standing in the water pan.
    when his brother & sister were playing,
    he was under the patio eating rocks.

    jack .... has the face of an angel & the heart of a serial killer.
    i got him from the pound.... his moustache saves his life.
    i have never seen a cat with one & he meow was so pathetic...
    he stole my heart.
    little did i know what a PITA he is....
    now, he's "THE TINKLER".... pees almost everywhere & anywhere.
    please note the evil smile on his face... thinking about his next kill.
     
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    You can see sammy sleeping in his bed.

    :))