PerpA was exhausted. His entire body was covered in semen after furiously masturbating to Carrot Top Golden Harvest. He sat up, and for a brief moment, he wondered what pony semen tasted like. Washing himself off, PerpA was about to play with his Princess Celestia doll when he heard a creak from the door. This was strange, because PerpA lived with his parents and they were to busy crying that their son was a male prostitute. PerpA picked up his steel dildo, ready to strike at the mystery intruder. You faggots type what happens next.