PerpA's choose your own adventure

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  1. LoverBoy1997

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    PerpA was exhausted. His entire body was covered in semen after furiously masturbating to Carrot Top Golden Harvest. He sat up, and for a brief moment, he wondered what pony semen tasted like. Washing himself off, PerpA was about to play with his Princess Celestia doll when he heard a creak from the door. This was strange, because PerpA lived with his parents and they were to busy crying that their son was a male prostitute. PerpA picked up his steel dildo, ready to strike at the mystery intruder.

    You faggots type what happens next.
     
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    3 days had passed, and NegiSpringfield, knowing what was in store for him tomorrow, decided to make the first move. He drew a katana, his prize possession, and swung it towards PerpA...
     
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    PerpA parried the blow with the metal phallace, and readied himself to deal another.

    negis katana broke upon impact, seeing as how he bought it at the last weeb convention he went to.

    Like a rabbit trapped in its hole while a fox claws inside, negis knees trembled.

    Yet, to everyones surprise, PerpA began sucking on the metal penis toy, a gleam in his eye as he stared at negi.
     
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    PerpA dropped Negi on the floor and ripped his shirt into pieces with the dildo.
     
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    Meanwhile; Loverboy1997 sits, staring at his desktop, fapping to the gay porn your producing for him for free.
     
  6. Negi Springfield

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    I forget about the fact that I might be close to being killed and burst into laughter and tears at the sight of a man holding a metal penis in his hands. PerpA is deeply insulted by the fact that I'm not quaking in fear and he tries to sound tough. As tough as one can sound in a Pony tshirt that has various stains on it, one of which being semen stains from various clients.

    Do I live or die? Does PerpA die at my hand? Someone pick up from here. I'm laughing my ass off IRL...
     
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    Then, using the power of RetConn, PerpA bursts free of your pathetic fanfic, summons the astral guns of Cho-Seung hui, and rains fire and death down upon you all.
     
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    Suddenly CW flys into the room, his christian senses tingling as he pulls the holy water off of his bible belt. He yells some gay chant and splashes the water all over PerpA's face, mistaking it for semen, he more than willingly licks it off and swallows it, only to burst into flames and be sent to the firey depths of hell.

    Then, he turns slowly to Negi and smiles "I'm actually a catholic priest"
     
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    you aren't following the story faggot, refer to my post.
     
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    Saw it coming
     
  12. 1H4T3NUMB3R5

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    well, you posted yours while i was typing, and CW has god on his side, he pulled you back into the story.
     
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    stay on topic please.
     
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    ya! PerpA wants to know how many dicks he can fit up his mangina in hell.
     
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    Given that I'm laughing uncontrollably at the moment, that would probably make my sides ache and me to piss myself.
     
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    Meanwhile, while CW does what he always does with little boys like Negi, in Hell.

    Things are surprisingly nice, turns out since all the gays burn for eternity, the entire place is filled with hot sweaty men. Needless to say PerpA and his kind are enjoying themselves until....
     
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    hordes of massive, lizard like demons spawn from the lakes of fire in hell, sporting fire hydrant sized erections, they quickly surround PerpA, laughing as they do so
     
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    Is it possible for me to summon him from Hell or resurrect his body? I have some kind of magic, but at the risk of going into too overpowered mode, I can abstain from using it. Let me know if that's within the rules of this story game. If it is, then I would like to bring PerpetuallyAroused back from the dead.
     
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    ... and not a single fuck was given that day.
     
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    who cares? its a gay ass story about gay ass people, be as over powered gay as you want.
     
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    I use some Kabbalalistic magic to bring his soul back from sheol-hell and back into his body, which then begins to show signs of life. I shake his shoulder gently and ask him if he's alright...what does he do now?
     
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    Perpa springs to life, blocking Cw's pedophile advances with his 40 year old virgin powers, the lack of boyhood blinds Cw who is forced to retreat to his church. God, angry with him for failing to collect his daily dose of little boy ass, smites him.

    Free from hell, PerpA then....