PepsiPedo, Study Shows Carbonation Leads to Child Rape

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    Springfield man accused of child sexual abuse blames 'bad soda'

    sauce http://www.news-leader.com/article/...misconduct?odyssey=tab|topnews|text|FRONTPAGE
     
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    That's why I stay away from Pepsi, it makes me so horny.

    I drink Mug rootbeer now, which makes me a badass.
     
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    This is why I like Coca Cola instead of Pepsi
     
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    Coke is only good for cleaning your toilet.
     
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    lol what a retard, people will find anything to get them off the hook.
    even something as fucking dumb as claiming "bad soda" made them do it.
    oh yeah bad soda... carbonated sugar water.

    this is like gacy claiming he killed all those women because of porn.
     
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    The real reason is that when he woke up and saw three lolis before him he thought that he was either dreaming or in Heaven.

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    Also, I was going to photoshop PedoBear holding a soda and endorsing it but I can't be stuffed. And I can't photoshop.
     
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    there was a gacy that killed women?
     
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    damn it got my serial killers mixed up. gacy did claim that porn made him kill though.
     
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    you unprofessional asshole
     
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    Or David Berkowitz claiming he killed people because the demon dog of his neighbor told so.
     
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    take a cue from raptor below you, he got his serial killer facts right
    fgt
     
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    yeah exactly.
    why do we believe murders and serial killers? are we all retards? they will say anything, because they are socio/psychopaths. people like that will use any means to fuck people over.
     
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    lol
    yeah yeah, he knows his shit.
    lets start a serial killer thread.
     
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    ooohhhh guuuurrrrlll
    do it
     
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    Define serial killer.
     
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    i guess by the fbi definition: a series of two or more murders, committed as separate events, usually, but not always, by one offender acting alone
     
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    So we're going to be discussing soldiers, police officers, intelligence agents, mobsters or what?
     
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    lol this is why i didn't reply
    <3 The Member Formerly Known As Baya
     
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    He should have blamed his bad mustache. It is a know fact that nearly all pedos have bad mustaches, which suggests a causal relation between bad mustaches and loli licking.
     
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    Lousy motherfucker blaming my Pepsi...
     
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    This guy is out on bail, where?
     
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    Arkansas or Missouri, or maybe somewhere else in the Ozarks. There are too many places named Springfield. Humans suck at coming up with original names for places.
     
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    Look at this poor man. He is clearly a victim of Big Cola! Look at the tell tale signs: double chin, receding hairline, vacant stare. Call your Congressman and say "I want Big Cola to stop victimizing Americans!"
     
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    We can find him
    there's potential for drama, I mean there's no reason to leave him in peace.
     
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