Pensioner raped by 14 year old boy

Discussion in 'News' started by Harpoons, Nov 16, 2011.

  1. Harpoons

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    Why would you do that? There's absolutely no grip. It's like fucking a beanbag chair.
     
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    Saw this this morning, surprised he was aware of any european wars.
     
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    Given his choice in poon, I'd agree with you.

    Maybe he was thinking of the War on Terror. I wonder how that's going. Have we won yet?
     
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    that old hag is officially a pedo because she had sex w/ sum underaged fag
     
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    Isn't the UK all about reminiscing about the war?
     
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    Now, however, the sun never sets for the rest of Europe as these stupid fucks do the continent equivalent of what America did to it's banking system.
     
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    Err... The sun or The Sun?
     
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    He seriously played the war card to get into the house?

    Priceless.
     
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    I have to try this IRL sometime.
     
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    I bet kid was desperate.
     
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    Ya think?

    Seriously though, 14? Even I wasn't that desperate to get laid at that point. Kid's got balls of solid steel though.
     
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    Any comment from the kid ?
    did he do it for the lulz ?
     
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    He is actually quite popular with the ladies his own age but he felt that the poor old women needed a little buggering to get her day started.
     
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    You can sort of pick and choose.