Penis Stolen By Thieves

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  1. Sirkillsalot

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    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/24/fei-lin-penis_n_1699017.html
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  2. Stormtrooper

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    Oh,shit.

    China..you done did it again.
     
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  4. ExplosiveDiareah

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    THEY TOOK CHIN CHIN!!!!
     
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    They probably took it for some sicko Azn herbal boner concoction.

    Fucking chinks.
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    China just isn't good with this whole "Sex" thing.
    Is it because they are rapidly running out of Viable sex partners?
    Or are they all neurotic drones?
     
  7. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Maybe they took his cock because it was bigger than the average chinaman.
    and plan to eat it, believing it will make their cock bigger.

    Also cue the clips from Spanish Fry
    "Prepare to harvest the LOWER horn!!!!"
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    And I complained when some asshole stole money from me once...This is fucked up
     
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    Ah, it's okay. Just attach the mushroom dildo as replacement.

    Problem solved.
     
  10. faggotmaximum

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    must have scared the willies out of him
     
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    how do you not know your dick is being cut off? Really, wouldn't that hurt unless they put you under? Also, hi, first time here. Look forward to reading more funny stories.
     
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    And now that they have his penis, they shall gain his powers.
     
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    Paint it gold and they could sell the dick to a retard and convince them it's a golden dildo.
     
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    Lol, China. Did you know some period in ancient China emperors would require their usually underage male servants to cut their penises off?
     
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    And now begins one man's search to find his penis.

    Right now I am imagining a bunch of chinks crouching in a cave around a penis, stoking it while muttering some nonsense about their "precious."
     
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    Eunuchs, there were still some in the 1800's in Chinese Imperial Court. Fading away nearly as quickly as foot-binding.
     
  17. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Eunuchs are spayed and neutered not de cocked.

    if only more of the chinese were eunuchs then there would be less babby.