Penis Poll

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by scumhook, Oct 7, 2011.

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Preferred Penis Style

  1. Long and Thin

    50.0%
  2. Short and Thick

    41.7%
  3. BRB, have to ask my Mother.

    25.0%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. scumhook

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    I believe the Koran contains the passage:
    "Long and thin goes too far in, but short and thick does the trick"

    Not being a woman, trannie or homo; I lack a recipients perspective on what constitutes a good knob.
     
  2. Immortal_Cake

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    Penis poll... I see what you did there because penis=pole and poll and pole sounds the same!

    That's what we call an acronym, kids.
     
  3. TheDude2894

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    No it's not.

    An acronym for fucking Ingrid up the arse would be:
    Please
    Enter
    Near
    Ingrid's
    Snatch

    Wittily using Penis and Poll in the same sentence is some other type of fucking grammatical thing that I can't remember, due to not paying attention when people who gave a fuck were talking about it.
     
  5. Immortal_Cake

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    That's called a hyperbole, you dumbfuck.
     
  6. scumhook

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    WTF are you talking about? Hyperbole is not a thing. In the same was as you can't say "that's a sarcasm".

    Are you using Google Translate to post? Can you even speek the Engrish?

    Fucking foreign cunt.

    That's not a sarcasm, in case you were wondering. Which you probably weren't.
     
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    He's not a foreigner, he's some insecure teenager who thinks flaming is a witty form of trolling.
     
  8. kibou

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    Short and thick ones hurt less than the longer ones

    Im afraid to do anyone with a large dick, because Im positive I will die like Mr. Hands
     
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    I'm seven, actually.
     
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    We've seen your yearbook pictures. You're pretty big for a seven-year-old.
     
  11. Immortal_Cake

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    Somebody has a memory... or checked the first page of that thread.

    Lets be serious for a sec...

    Of course, I'm not seven, I'm 22, who graduated high school in 2007.

    With all seriousness aside, lets continue talking shit, like we should be doing.
     
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    Oh you were talking shit? I thought you were trying to be an unfunny faggot.

    Dun fooled me.
     
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    Your name is a fucking Portal reference.
     
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    Very good, sir, you deserve a cookie.
     
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    This thread is slowing down
     
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    7 inches long, 6 inch girth is ideal.
     
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    the word chode has negative connotations
     
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    Could have guessed a thread about cock size would turn into an argument about grammar.
     
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    bad thread is bad.
     
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    I feel cheated on. I'm the guy you're supposed to mock all the time.... :(
     
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