PENGUIN THREAD!

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  1. minty

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    because penguins are fucking awesome!

     
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    Where all the bitches be at?
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    in the related
     
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    Ah, the penguin. Nature's DERP bird.
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    :squid: Aaaaaaaaaw.
     
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    KoalaRimjob must be fuming...
     
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    Well I think we've found where The Member Formerly Known As Baya ran off to
     
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    Yeah, but they look like they're wearing tuxedos. I think that makes up for it.
     
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    It just means they think they're people. And it's adorable.
     
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    When I was about 11, I made my own religion. Yeah, crazy, I know. The rules were simple: all religions are equally valid, bigotry was intolerable, all that other gay hippie shit. It probably would have gone over, too, except for the fact that the deity of choice for the religion was a giant penguin that shot lightning and cradled the world in its feet.

    I was a pretty weird kid

    My mom still claims to be a "thunderian", because she agrees with the message (she's a liberal) and she thinks it's cute. I abandoned it because seriously look at that shit.
     
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    Yeah, that's a pretty bad religion, but I think we can salvage it. I like your choice of deity, we can keep that. We just need to fix the bullshit rules.
    First off, it's the only valid religion. Next up you're going to need monthly blood sacrifices to your penguin God, because obviously he thirst for human blood.
    All the adherents of this faith are going to be required to dress classy. That means tuxs for the boys, and some sort of skimpy black and white ensemble for the women, although they can also choose to wear tuxedos if they're mannish hambeasts.

    I think your main tenets should be the four Fs:
    Faith (Because blind faith is necessary for any religion): Faith in the penguin, faith in your community, faith in yourself
    Feasting: Taking what is yours and consuming what you want, whether it be food, drugs, etc.
    Fighting: Fighting should be approved of, whether it's internal to cull the meek, or external to slaughter the nonbelievers in honor the Penguin Deity, however it should be clear the fighting needn't be only physical, it can be on any level you wish. Needless to say, martial prowess would be just as respected as a "snake in the grass" sort of person.
    Fucking: Obviously this is necessary. We could have drug fueled orgies and sex rituals. I don't know why that ever went out of style.
     
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    >monthly blood sacrifices to penguin blood god that shoots lightning
    I think I love you, Rape Train.

    The non-fat girls should wear a white bustier with a black miniskirt. OMG LIEK THE KAWAII SCHOOLGIRLS IN BIBLE BLACK DESU NE?

    How is Eric Clapton necessary for my religion? :rimshot:

    Orgies? Drugs? Violence? I APPROVE! It's probably gonna be difficult getting tax exempt status with the slaughter though...
     
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    @Beefcake - do it.

    odd was joking, but his wacky Jewish humour has revealed a deep inner yearning to learn about a real OS.

    Odd shall graduate, in time, to z/OS, and become one with the universe.

    @oddguy - your future streams before you like radiant beams of plasma. Ride the streams, my fuzzy haired icon, ride them to your destiny and on into the void.

    Become.

    Transcend.

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    So you wish to learn about the wonderful family of operating systems that is Linux? Who am I to deny you this chance at education, even if you are a Jew rat.

    What I find to be the most important thing about Linux and open source in general, is freedom. Take the user interface for example. Apart from some tweaks and options, you're stuck with whatever Microsoft or Apple want to ram down your throat when you use their operating systems. On Linux and other UNIX-like operating systems there is a myriad of not only full featured desktop environments like GNOME and KDE, but also lightweight window managers like Dwm and Awesome. Basically, anything is possible when it comes to the user interface. You can have a fully featured desktop environment with flashy effects or you can just use a terminal window and anything in between.

    But freedom doesn't end with silly shit like choosing a user interface. Since you can get the source code of the entire operating system, you can change it to do anything you want and are able to code. This is also a big reason why Linux is so popular on all sorts of different systems like mobile phones (Android), servers and super computers (90% of the Top 500 super computers runs Linux and all of the Top 10), set-top boxes (TiVo), firewalls, routers and switches (Cisco NX-OS, Vyatta), music workstations (Korg, Yamaha) and all sorts of embedded devices.

    Linux puts ultimate control of the system into the hands of the user and the open source model has been shown to build better and safer applications than the closed source model.

    Edit: tldr, if you don't play PC games, switch to Linux.
     
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