Peddling my wares

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  1. VX

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    About me? Well, let's see...
    I'm in sales, obviously, and the nature of my trade requires me to travel abroad. I did a lot of business in Europe until the bubble burst. Now, I mostly run the Middle East circuit, finding clients wherever I can, with the occasional stopover in white trash backwater burgs. Haggling with redneck Klansman is almost as bad as doing so with Jews... though, thankfully, my profession only requires me to interact with the latter once they're in the gas chamber.

    Naturally, I can't spend all my time in some forsaken Arab shithole, so I come back to the first world as often as business permits. When not shooting the odd nigger who wanders into my yard (looking for bikes to steal or women of superior genetics to rape, no doubt), I am trying my hand at IT. Hey, VX may be old news, but I have to stay on top of the game.

    Oh, and I read 9001 ED articles and check the site ≥100 times daily. I'm going to start editing soon, I swear!
     
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  2. Dr. Rice

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    Good, we could use more EDitors. Do you like political drama/lulz?
     
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  5. IvanIvanovIvanovich

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    Did you just say there was WHITE trash in the middle east? I've got to see this.
     
  6. VX

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    I suppose I do have an affinity for it.
     
  7. VX

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    I was referring to solicitations made while passing through more ethnically pleasant areas. There just isn't as much demand for jew juice these days, so I'm trying to find clients in need of nigger disposal supplies.
     
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    The world needs niggers! Granted, it may be more in the sense that deer need a natural predator to prevent overpopulation and ecological disruption, but still...at least give the niggers something to fight back with!
     
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    When you say you have an affinity for it, do you mean you usually get what is happening in the world or do you mean enjoy the game of politics so much it is like a drug addiction?
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    Where do you get your VX gas from?
    can i be assured of its quality?
     
  11. uberfukken

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    Stop advertising your desolate forum and IRC server in here you cocksucking spambot.
     
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    What a steaming pile of bullshit.

    I would wager good money that you don't have a passport, drivers license, and have never been 50 miles away from your birthplace.

    Stephen Hawking is more mobile than you, even when he forgets to charge his chair and the batteries go flat overnight. He certainly would get way more pussy.

    Fuck you, and fuck your faggotty bullshit intro post.
     
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    someone shul dput e cock in u muth so u shut teh fuck up noone cares, except if u have money, then Im single ଲ_ଲ

    xoxox
     
  14. VX

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    I've often pondered the extermination/pseudo-tolerance dichotomy, myself. I'd certainly like to gas every nigger and jew... but then, I'd be out of business.

    Personally, I feel that the world doesn't need a single jew. On the other hand, I suppose that it would be somewhat beneficial to keep a few niggers around, both to cull the exceptionally stupid whites, and to kick the shit out of a worthless nigger when the need arises. Besides, niggers are a lot like roaches; you'll never catch them all.
     
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    welcome to EDF2
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  16. VX

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    I wouldn't call it an addiction, but I try to keep up with the lulzier events. Given that politics itself is a colossal lolcow, and everyone is butthurt about it so easily, it makes for a wondrous drama generating technique. I'll admit that I read Conservapedia to lol at the rampant autism. Its counterpart Rationalwiki isn't quite as lulzy, but they do have their moments, like when they instituted affirmative action to eliminate their "admin gender gap."

    As for the game itself, I do have some preferred subjects. Feminism stands out in this regard, especially radfem. Social issues, left or right, are always good for a laugh. When religion (another of my favorite sources of lulz and drama) meets politics, the resulting lolocaust can hardly be contained. I keep up with political pundits themselves; it seems like only the greatest of fucktards ever get the job. Lastly, I'm intrigued by political jargon itself. Left or right, everyone seems to be accusing their opponents of using some kind of Orwellian Newspeak.
     
  17. VX

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    As a wholesaler, I synthesize my own. I was going to use my chemical training to make drugs, but then I realized that market is saturated, and I'm not a nigger.

    My guarantee is "Kills kikes dead or double your money back!"
     
  18. VX

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    U jelly?
     
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    I have 400 cars and 400 guitars, but you're too old. Everyone knows the delicious loli honeypot is Y!A.
     
  20. VX

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    Thank you. It's an endearing fault of mine, I suppose. In my defense, however, I find that the use of copious lexicon provides catharsis, of sorts.
     
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    shut the fuck up
     
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    Welcome, I'm Khanzer the EDF mascot, nice to meet you.
     
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    We are going to have a lot of fun on EDF. I am trying to lobby a small group of EDiots to get more into EDioting and become ideologically driven pundits, or as I think they should be called "Propagandists" given these pundits write from their biased perspective for the website. One would think that bias is bad in journalism or reporting, and it is bad, but only one there is one form of bias, if numerous factions (on the website) are biased on the same issue, that issue has more depth to be discussed. The problem with news media today, is there is only one bias in their media empire (as no one is above any bias), instead of making a specialty ideological niche demographic, why not appeal to the smart ones (because anyone who still calls themselves a democrat or republican these days is retarded and doesn't deserve special treatment for being retarded).
     
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  25. VX

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    NO U
     
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    no really, stfu
     
  27. VX

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    I have an app for the remote control of VX distribution. You buying?
     
  28. VX

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    k
     
  29. VX

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    Likewise.
     
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    we're gonna be best friends...
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