About me? Well, let's see... I'm in sales, obviously, and the nature of my trade requires me to travel abroad. I did a lot of business in Europe until the bubble burst. Now, I mostly run the Middle East circuit, finding clients wherever I can, with the occasional stopover in white trash backwater burgs. Haggling with redneck Klansman is almost as bad as doing so with Jews... though, thankfully, my profession only requires me to interact with the latter once they're in the gas chamber. Naturally, I can't spend all my time in some forsaken Arab shithole, so I come back to the first world as often as business permits. When not shooting the odd nigger who wanders into my yard (looking for bikes to steal or women of superior genetics to rape, no doubt), I am trying my hand at IT. Hey, VX may be old news, but I have to stay on top of the game. Oh, and I read 9001 ED articles and check the site ≥100 times daily. I'm going to start editing soon, I swear!