PC gaming. Exclusively for faggots?

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  1. Rape Train

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    I'd make a poll asking the question, but everyone would just select yes, so there isn't a point to it.

    It's a well known fact that PC gaming is for faggots. That's a well established fact. Maybe some of you PC gamers don't understand why; which honestly doesn't surprise me. Comprehension is not a PC gamers strong point.
    Let's face it. There are no games on the PC. There never have been, and there never will be. Think of a gaming icon. The first one that pops into your head should be Master Chief, because he's fucking iconic. Halo can only be played on Xbox. Think of another icon. That's right, you thought of Marcus Fenix. Once again; he comes from an Xbox exclusive franchise as well. Now think of a third icon. Yeah, Captain Price. Call of Duty; another Xbox game. Noticing a pattern? Of course you are, you're an autistic basement dwelling PC gamer. All you notice is patterns.
    The only gaming platform with good games is the Xbox.
    Why is this? It's because developers don't want to be associated with you faggots. They know all you grease covered basement dwellers are just sitting their ready to pirate their fucking game. You'd have to be a moron to make a game if you knew thousands of stupid basements dwellers would steal it; just so they could afford more Doritos to shove into their gaping maw of a mouth.
    Go ahead. Try to name one PC game that's good. You can't. It's impossible.

    Another well known fact is that it takes skill to use a controller. You need to have surgeon like precision to wield a controller. You need to be a fucking machine. It takes real skill to use a controller. A mouse and a keyboard, on the other hand, are ridiculously easy to use. Oh; just point and click. Any fag with downs can do that; that's why there are still PC gamers. You down syndrome fags can't do anything else. It's embarassing. I'm embarassed for you. Maybe if you at least tried to use a fucking controller to play Halo (Or some cool as fuck shit like Halo), you wouldn't wind up dying a virgin.

    Finally; let's look at the people that play the game. People that play Xbox? They get pussy. That's a fact. You ever talk to a girl and mention that you enjoy Spore or whatever faggot shit you do all day, and she gives you this look of utter contempt? That's never happened to you, because you never go outside of your mothers basement. Meanwhile, bros that aren't fags are banging chicks and scoring headshots in Halo on their Xbox in their living rooms. Now does playing a PC game turn you into an autistic cunt, or do autistic cunts just play PC games? I don't know; that's some "chicken or the egg" shit, but I do know that if you play PC games; you are a faggot.
     
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    All I'm seeing in that post is everything bullshit; why would I think of Master Chief, first, instead of Mario or Duke Nukem?
     
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    Yep. I totally agree with this.
     
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    Because Mario is for faggots that want to live out some twisted sexual fetish where they're a greasy plumber that rapes some girl who was captured by a turtle. And Duke Nukem is too.

    Typical PC gamer.
     
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    Total war: Shogun 2
    all the age of empires games
    COD (it's also on the PC)
    counter strike
    rise of nations

    I could name more. Though I doubt you'd agree with any of those, including COD, I'm sure. Eh, but you ARE right though, all the best games are on the xbox. I just think it's funny that you claim that developers don't want to associate with basement dwelling PC gamers, when it's the same people who are making both games for the PC and the xbox. Several halo games were officially ported to the PC, COD and counterstrike both have versions on xbox and PC, and so on. There are almost definitely more examples, but those are just the ones that come readily to mind.

    Edit: also, I'm just a really big fan of RTS's, which are pretty much half the games on that list. Eh.
     
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    Tis thread has more Autism than a home for mentally retarded people.
     
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    It's fun as fuck. Pirate it and enjoy.
     
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    i already have rome,medieval,napoleon,empire,cuz im a biggest fan of total war but there's no different imo,can u gimme some diferences between napoleon and shogun (beside close combat tho),,14/88
     
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    I've already seen what you were doing, and I agree with Beefcake, in this being a troll thread; I was only putting my words out, even if they mean nothing.

    TL;DR It's your opinion.
     
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    I know this is a troll thread n' all. But with programs like Xpadder you can use Xbox 360 or Playstation 3 controllers on your PC.
    Therefore, it's not just mouse and keyboard.
     
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    Why would you use an inferior control mechanism when you can use something better? You don't go around driving a car with a D-pad now do you?
     
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    What the fucking fuck?
     
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    Jesus make a TL;DR fucktard
     
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    Let me guess, you'll be buying RAGE for your puny console?
     
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    Pc players enjoy quality over quantity.
     
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    Real Time Strategy? Really? Try leaving your basement, getting a social life, and play some chess in the real world. You may have heard of it. The only games worth playing are shooters.
    Using a controller on a PC? I'm sorry, but I can only see some poor person using that program because they can't afford a machine like the 360.
    It's not inferior, it's a test of skill. It determines who the alpha male is so the women know who has the best genes. PC gaming will never get you laid.
    I'm not surprised. PC gamers just don't have the mental stamina to read.
    No, I'm going to be playing Halo, because I have a thing called taste. Have fun not doing that on your PC.
    Last time I checked PC gamers only enjoyed shoveling doritos into their face while fapping to dating sims.
     
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    You can play Halo on the PC. In addition you can play CoD games on the PC, using a 360 controller and with better servers.
     
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    It depends on your pc's specs
     
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    But teh PC gamrs are teh glorious master race wiht 100000000x beter grafics1!!111
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    PCs are superior to gaming consoles because they can do more than gaming
     
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    yeah there fags who never put out.
     
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    In addition to being able to use mods, and nifty design tools like 3DS Max and the UDK. In fact, PC gamers don't even have to pay money for most games.
     
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    It would make sense why most people would be PC fanboys just so they can add mods that make all the girls in the games naked and so they can pirate their shit.
     
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    it is for virgins yes.
     
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