Paula Deen Gets What She Deserves

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    Paula Deen Has Type 2 Diabetes

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    Hah, hah, hah, you deserve it, Paula Deen! Not because you're a cow, but because you've been pushing high fat, high calorie garbage recipes on the whole country. You are no different from a heroin dealer who finally overdoses on his own product.
     
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    I rejoice in Deen's diagnosis and impending death for four reasons:

    1. It will cause Americans to re-think whether it's such a good idea to shovel into their faces the shit that she's been peddling.

    2. It will cause Deen to try and capitalize on her bad news by unveiling new recipes that are not high in fat and sugar.

    3. Deen is the fucking Tammy Faye Baker of food, and she deserves to die just for being annoying.

    4. Everybody on the Food Network (or whatever show or network she's on) deserves to die.
     
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    I might fap to that.
     
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    Not surprising as everything she makes includes a (insert measurement from 'stick' and beyond here) of BUTTA