Paul Walker Is Porsche Boy

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    I guess that vehicle was just too fast. And too furious.
     
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    Waste of a good car. RIPIP Porsche Carrera GT
     
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    So I guess that means he won't be staring in the next instalment?
     
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    It will make sense for Dom to start racing in Asia - his Asian-car-loving busta boyfriend died in a crash during a race and Dom goes out to Asia in his honor.

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    Paul Walker is now a Transformer.
     
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    The worst type of tinfoilers. At least with Hastings they had motive. If the CIA whacked everybody who made movies about clandestine US operations that implicated an overreach of federal power, we'd have literally no surviving action movie actors or directors.

    Also, the charge that they're both "experienced" drivers means fuck all. My grandmother's an experienced driver, even more than them. She's also a fucking narcoleptic.

    And the fact that the driver owns a performance shop means zilch. Of the 8 people I know who wrapped their cars around trees, poles, and other assorted stationary objects, 8 worked at tune/tint/performance garages. I guess Subaru Imprezas just have a better survival rate than cars built as retirement toys for old millionaires who will never drive them over 65 mph anyways.
     
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    Hahaha I was just going to say that.
     
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    Looks like his career came to a...screeching halt.
     
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    What the last thing to go through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

    His license plate.
     
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    If Vin Diesel hit that tree, he would get out with a broken arm.

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    I think that this is exactly how everyone should respond to EVERY celebrity death in the news, not just the D-Listers that only starred in shitty movies.
     
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    While they were driving they were Too Fast Too Furious.
    When they saw the pole they started to Drive Angry.
    When they sped towards the pole it became a Deathrace.
    When they hit the pole they were Gone in Sixty Seconds.
    As the authorities arrived on scene all they saw was Red Asphalt.
     
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    Also, I find it amusing that the Grand Theft Auto franchise was right in that trees are indestructible.
     
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