PARTY AT CHRISTIANWARRIOR94'S HOUSE!!

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    I've just received an invitation from our blessed boy, ChristianWarrior94 - CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS, atheist extraordinaire has died!!!!

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    The former limey and appropriately named Vanity Fare magazine contributor, known for intellectually checkmating Christians for the last 20-odd years recently went from alive to dead following a lengthy battle against God's ultimate curse.
    A man who formerly combined the smugness of Richard Dawkins with the body of Rush Limbaugh, who embodied the sin of pride, and who had lately been seen laying around in bed doing his trademark Steve Jobs impression, is no more!

    "PARTY WITH CW94! CHIPS, SODA POP, AND CROSS-SHAPED STICKY BUNS AND A SEASONAL GINGERBREAD HOUSE OF THE LORD WILL BE SERVED FROM 5 PM TO 11 PM AT THE BOWLING ALLEY.
    BRING YOUR MOST WACKY, WILDEST SHIRTS BECAUSE, IN HONOUR OF THE DEAD ATHIEST WHOSE SOUL HAS BEEN RIPPED FROM HIS DECOMPOSING BODY AND SENT HURTLING THROUGH THE VOID TO HELL, WE'LL BE COSMIC BOWLING ALL EVENING!!"

    ChristianWarrior94 extends his most gracious invitation to join him and the Lord's Tru Believers for a night of celebration and no-contact dancing. The theme for the night will be "Hellfire! Hellfire!! Hellfire!!!"
    Prizes for the best Angel of Death and torturous Demon costumes!

    The night will culminate in an exclusive contest for guests dressed as Death or devil's as they are invited to take a whack at a Christopher Hitchens shaped pinata!! - winner keeps the candy, and all will be given extra special purity ring and decorative cross necklace prizes!

    BE THERE, OR BE RIDDLED WITH CANCER!!!

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    You forgot;
    @christianwarrior94 @Christianwarrior94 @ChristianWarrior94 @ChristianWarrior94 @ChristianWarrior94 @ChristianWarrior94 @ChristianWarrior94 @ChristianWarrior94 @ChristianWarrior94 @ChristianWarrior94 @ChristianWarrior94 @ChristianWarrior94 @ChristianWarrior94 @ChristianWarrior94 @ChristianWarrior94 @ChristianWarrior94 @ChristianWarrior94 @ChristianWarrior94 @ChristianWarrior94

    Seriously though, I think he gave up.

    Edit: his tag is no longer active, leading me to believe he balleted himself.
     
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    If @ChristianWarrior94 is gone now, why don't we go to New Zealand and have a nice summer party at @Drmusic2010's house?
     
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    @ChristianWarrior94 is gone looking for the body to dig it up and bury it under unsacred ground.
     
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    i went to a christian party once.

    i told everyone about how i used to worship satan and drink blood.
     
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    I often think about whether or not Atheists with cancer ultimately turn their beliefs around on their deathbed.
     
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    u accidentally the tags!! oh noes!!!11!!!
     
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    I suppose so. Zaiger has made it much harder to be a faggot lately.
     
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    Just a little update on the party: I've spent the last few days helping my littlest buddy, CW94, make the Hitchens shaped pinata. We've really outdone ourselves! We made the paper mache from sheets of cut out athiest lies ("science" books.) And even better, we found a Christian confectionery company who was good enough to tithe a portion of their time to our cause and produced cancer-shaped gummies and emaciated chocolate men to go inside the pinata.

    On top of all the festivities, we've also got a giant laminated bible page for playing 'Pin the Verse on the Book.' This game promises to be a laugh-riot. There's nothing like watching your fellow brothers and sisters spinning around and wobbling forwards as they mistakenly pin verse 3:16 to the place where verse 4:37 should go! Ha ha!! Always fun!!

    Be sure to bring your smiles, everyone!
     
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    brb attending.
     
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