I've just received an invitation from our blessed boy, ChristianWarrior94 - CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS, atheist extraordinaire has died!!!! The former limey and appropriately named Vanity Fare magazine contributor, known for intellectually checkmating Christians for the last 20-odd years recently went from alive to dead following a lengthy battle against God's ultimate curse. A man who formerly combined the smugness of Richard Dawkins with the body of Rush Limbaugh, who embodied the sin of pride, and who had lately been seen laying around in bed doing his trademark Steve Jobs impression, is no more! "PARTY WITH CW94! CHIPS, SODA POP, AND CROSS-SHAPED STICKY BUNS AND A SEASONAL GINGERBREAD HOUSE OF THE LORD WILL BE SERVED FROM 5 PM TO 11 PM AT THE BOWLING ALLEY. BRING YOUR MOST WACKY, WILDEST SHIRTS BECAUSE, IN HONOUR OF THE DEAD ATHIEST WHOSE SOUL HAS BEEN RIPPED FROM HIS DECOMPOSING BODY AND SENT HURTLING THROUGH THE VOID TO HELL, WE'LL BE COSMIC BOWLING ALL EVENING!!" ChristianWarrior94 extends his most gracious invitation to join him and the Lord's Tru Believers for a night of celebration and no-contact dancing. The theme for the night will be "Hellfire! Hellfire!! Hellfire!!!" Prizes for the best Angel of Death and torturous Demon costumes! The night will culminate in an exclusive contest for guests dressed as Death or devil's as they are invited to take a whack at a Christopher Hitchens shaped pinata!! - winner keeps the candy, and all will be given extra special purity ring and decorative cross necklace prizes! BE THERE, OR BE RIDDLED WITH CANCER!!!