Paging Dr. Coke

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  1. AbeWallard

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    Suck mein cock, ja?
     
  2. Lyle

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    Was he making a blind girl go down on him? How could she not see a powdery cock?

    Also, was it a line on top or did he just dip his dick into a bag of it like one of those old candies that is a stick of chalk and flavored sugar (forgot the name of it).
     
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    Usually medical grade coke is in liquid form like eye drops, and still used as a anesthetic in nose jobs and shit, so maybe he greased up his hog before hand, or the most likely scenario... Bitch is lying
     
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  4. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    I think the latter honestly.

    Idk how they do meds in Germany, but it's hard stateside for a doc to walk off with meds from a facility.

    If he's running his own ambulatory surgical site it's a lil easier, but cocaine isnt that common a drug even in those settings, n if it's going missing it's gonna raise red flags to the rest of staff.

    Plus there's better drugs to dose a bitch with for sexy funtimes than just liquid bangbang juice. Hit her with some precedex, and these visions passing here will only seem a dream. Or any sorta benzo. Ativan is used alot in outpatient surgeries n will make a bitch loopy af if dosed right, or even Atarax.

    More than likely they took it willingly then felt ick afterwards n wanna blame the doc for rough partying. And everyone will blame the doc cuz he a dude who likes anon strange with a side helping of illegal party favors.
     
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    You were living the dream Doc. Too bad there are laws against fun.
     
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    No 'pill doctors' and the opioid crisis with FDA jizz
     
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    They tightening the noose on the candy docs Nationwide here. And imposing way stricter regulations for giving opiods to outpatient clients.
    That's why they all switch to the illegal stuff, cheaper n easier to get, I'm told. Idk lol .
     
  9. Groyper Supreme

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    Legalize it you prude bitch.
     
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    I'd say bite me u old bastard but I don't think ur polident will hold ur dentures in.

    Look ur arthritis meds will still be covered. Don't worry.
     
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