PA Teen Hospitalized After Allergic High-Five from Classmate

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  1. Synecdoche

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    Original article written by a slightly more competent source.
     
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  2. jujitsu

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    Personally i dont do high-fives. They're a test where I from.
     
  3. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Test for what
     
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    test if you're about to kick as you ass beatn

    (test for if youre about to get your ass beatn).
     
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    High fives are pretty gay imo.
     
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    one guy put it to me like this, he wouldn't give a high five to jesus, even if he said it was the only way to get into heaven.
     
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    a new low for even PA.......lulz for everyone else however
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    yeah...."let's poison someone in a total obvious way that clearly leads right back to us." yeah real clever.
     
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    If someone has such a severe allergy to something, that 99.99999% of the population literally has no issue with, that indirect contact puts their fucking life at risk, then I don't think they should be in the gene pool anyway.

    Peanuts were completely b& at my elementary school because like 5 kids out of >300 were allergic. We also couldn't share snacks and/or lunches. Fuck people with allergies :mad:
     
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    What the fuck is it with all these allergies? I spent my entire childhood and most of my adult life only knowing of one person who had a food allergy. Now, every yoga pants wearing, kale scarfing bimbo claims that her precious little crotchfruit will die if they are within 5 miles of an apple. Goddammit, if eating the same food that fueled our boys at Normandy will kill you, then you deserve to fucking die, and your parents should be hanged, drawn and quartered, and have each of their pieces shot for producing such a weak-ass, wretched specimen.
     
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    there should be an "allergy tax" for people who ruin every fucking party and everything by being deadly allergic to every decent fucking food and forcing everyone in the same building as them to only eat raw lettuce

    it should be >50% because fuck them
     
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    I'm allergic to faggots yet here I am.

    I'm on a suicide mission :cool:
     
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