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  1. carcinologist

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    He must get all of the men women on omegle.

    Is this true, Zaiger? IS IT?
     
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  3. carcinologist

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    Really?

    How big was your e- penis
     
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    2011 Faggot of the Year

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    I had like 3000 posts. Nuff sed.
     
  5. carcinologist

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    BANNED LOL

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    He actually asks for people to stop calling for him.
    He must get so much attention.
     
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    u jelly?
     
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    BANNED LOL

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    I'm pretty popular myself.
     
  9. carcinologist

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    AM I POPULAR GUIZ?
     
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  12. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    Bummer
     
  13. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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  16. Tom

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    Ha! I lol at the thought of someones e-penis being bigger then mine!
     
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    I donated to ED for e peen points
    Every dollar = 1cm I donated 50 dollars

    Fuck post count.
     
  19. Tom

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    ^Win
    Your just angry cuz u only have 47 posts and 7 likes.
     
  20. Rock

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    I donated 2 dollars to EDF
    WORSHIP ME
     
  21. Tai Le Ree

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    I THINK I NEED THAT VIP 7 STAR THEN
    THAT WILL IMPRESS THE LADIES MEN BOYS
     
  22. Tom

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    U MAD?!?!?!?!?!?!? CAPS
     
  23. Immortal_Cake

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    I have the smallest.

    0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000001 micrometers to be exact.
     
  24. Tom

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    Thats pretty small
     
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    YOU KNOW, YOU NEEDLE-DICKED PANSIES BOTH COWER IN FEAR WHEN I WHIP MY TOWERING CYCLOPS OUT. MY E- penis CONSUMES LIGHT AND WHOLE ASTEROIDS LIKE THEY WERE NOTHING. ONE TIME I GOT AN ERECTION AND WELL THAT CAUSED A WHOLE GALAXY TO BE SHATTERED BY THE SHEER FORCE. WHEN I EJACULATE IT CAUSES THE GRAVITATIONAL CONSTANT OF THE UNIVERSE TO BE ALTERED BECAUSE OF THE SUDDEN INCREASE IN MASS.

    AT THE END OF TIME THERE WILL BE NOTHING LEFT IN THE UNIVERSE BUT DARK MATTER AND MY E-penis. MY E-penis EXISTS IN FOUR DIMENSIONS, EXPANDING OUTWARD AT LIGHT SPEED LIKE TIME ITSELF. MY E-penis COMPOSES THE UNIVERSE AND TICKLES AZATHOTH'S OMNIPOTENT BUNGHOLE WHEN THE STARS ARE RIGHT.

    ENTROPY IS BUT A FART IN THE WIND FOR MY E-penis. MY E-penis CAN BREAK MATHEMATICS! IT IS ABLE TO TRANSCEND REALITY AND DESTROY HUMAN THOUGHT WITH ITS SHEER VOLUME AND MASS. MY E-penis HAS A E-penis, AND THAT E-penis IS
    STILL BIGGER THAN YOUR E-penis."

    MY E-COCK IS SIX HUNDRED INCHES LONG. I NEED TO COIL IT UP IN A WHEELBARROW AND WHEEL IT AROUND WITH A
    TARPAULINE OVER IT SO IT DOESN'T GET SUNBURNED. SOMETIMES WHEN I GET AN ERECTION I POLE-VAULT OVER MY
    HOUSE.

    RIGHT NOW MY GIANT E-COCK IS WRAPPED AROUND MY LEG. IF IT WERE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO BECOME FULLY ERECT, MY
    E-COCK WOULD PROBABLY SNAP MY LEG IN TWO LIKE A TWIG. MY E-penis IS LARGER THAN BOTH YOURS AND MINE COMBINED.
    EXXON USED MYE- penis TO DRILL THE ATLANTIC SEABED. I HAUL FREIGHT WITH BOXCARS TIED TO MY E-penis. ONE TIME I
    CARVED MY NAME INTO THE MOON WITH MY E-penis.

    in short

    MY E-penis IS FUCKING HUGE
     
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  27. Beefcake

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    You seem butthurt, why are you so butthurt?
     
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  29. carcinologist

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  30. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    I cost ED 8 dollars, does this make me a chick with an 8 inch deep vagina?