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Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by Kenneth, Jan 17, 2013.

  1. Kenneth

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    On my mums iPhone viewing threads, she asks for it back.checks history...sees edf.Sees "hard gay chats" ,sees the tranny that inhabits here, sees the lesbien,see's scumhooks signature ...assumes I'm gay.

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  2. Baya Rae 4900

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    You mean you're not gay?

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  3. Kenneth

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    Try harder The Member Formerly Known As Baya
     
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    Lawlman

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    Has your mum told your wife yet? I'm sure she'd be pleased to know about your sexual behaviour.
     
  5. Harpoons

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    So what makes you think she's not reading this right now?
     
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    This has happened to me before.
    Getting caught viewing EDF is a lot like getting caught masturbating. I was at home in the afternoon, when my friends came barging in - this friend is a pretty big train-hopping crust chick, and she see's 'HARD GAY CHATS,' and wouldn't take my word for it that I wasn't hard, gay, or even chatting at the time. She wouldn't let up. So, like the (few) times I was caught masturbating by my dad, brother, and mom - I just carried on until I was done. And so should you.
     
  7. oddguy

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    I keep forgetting to log off when I get off work.
    Pretty sure they all think i'm gay by now.

    Not to mention all the times someone notices me looking at porn/gore on this forum.
     
  8. Baya Rae 4900

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    Yet you still have a job. This on top of you being a dick to everyone for a good portion of your employment makes me suspect that one of your relatives/friends either owns the hotel or is in a high position there.
     
  9. Kenneth

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    What is your job odd guy , must be pretty lenient
     
  10. Heskett

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    I'm more worried about my siblings/mom stumbling upon me browsing gratuitous poon on EDF. You guys post shit tons of it in every possible thread.
     
  11. Harpoons

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    You're such a sick fuck for looking at those terrible pictures. I hope your family sees it and disowns you.
     
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    I think you misunderstand. I meant lurking through threads and having to quickly scroll past huge posts of poon images/gifs. I didn't mean actual guro as well.
     
  13. Die In A Fire

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    Momo noooo!!