Oni and Jessie Siting in a Tree...

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  1. umkemesik

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    So I spent the entire fucking Saturday looking at the Oni saga (way to spend a weekend - fuck it I got Monday off too).

    And I went on his new FB and found he has a new friend:

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    "If you ever want to hang out in Portland I have a couch..."

    Yeah I'm sure you do you. And I'm sure there's DNA from at least 100 different males on it too.

    Anyway, I think it's a good match. I mean, how else is this guy going to get laid?
     
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    Yeah, i've been intentionally trying to make this happen. I wanted to see what kind of interaction two obsessive psychopaths who communicate via massive walls of text would have. Hopefully get jessie to add onideus to her stalk list and watch two persistent retards try to troll one another. Jessy did not disappoint. Not realizing he is desperately trying to shield his ego, she offered him her sincere condolences over being trolled so hard using the money he himself (claims to have) donated.

    You should look deeper. There are more of these conversations going on. Regretfully, now that you made this thread, they might stop talking to each other. However, this is funny either way.
     
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    Omfg, he such a fucking failure. He is sitting in front of his PC all day talking about sueing and hacking us, for some made up isue, on his facebook page nobody ,except some retarded bitch and Zaiger, is viewing. Just to be trolled by someone else. Then he will just get buthurt again and talk about how he is trolling and everyone is mad.
    The only way this fat ass can be usefull once is by doing an hero and donating organs.
     
  4. umkemesik

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    Hmm...good point. You can can/hide this thread if you'd like and let this build up some more :)
     
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    You know what fuck it, his new FB is on the wiki now anyway.
     
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    Nah, fuck it.

    Jessy tries to side with anyone she thinks I have beef with. She aligned herself with DrMusic, white-knighted Trixie and even made friends with Mewen. However, I have a feeling her friendship with Onideus will be short lived. The combination of Onideus not being able to see anything as something other than a personal attack, and Jessie's tendency to posts four, five, six consecutive posts of incoherent butthurt rambling will eventually put them at odds with one another. So, out of pity, I would just like to say:

    Onideus, if you are reading this (like I know you are)- Do NOT try to troll Jessie. Not only can you not do it because you are not a good enough troll, but, she will kill you. Literally murder you Onideus if you piss her off.

    In a fight between Onideus and Jessie I would put my money on her because, despite his massive stacks of lard, Onideus is a giant chicken-shit. He nearly pissed himself (or maybe he did in his diaper) when he told Uberfukken that he will slap him and Uberfukken dared him to try.

    Onideus, stay away from jessie because you will die. She already burnt down some guys house and literally attempted to murder two people for making fun of her online. And you live closer to her than they did. She assaulted one guy and drove cross country with a knife to stab another. She is currently collecting money to fly to another country to kill me, despite not knowing where I live. You, however, live near the border of her adjacent state. If you say one bad word to her she will not think twice about driving over and cutting you up.

    Everyone remember this moment. This is me being nice to an autistic... two autistics.
     
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    The Allison Keye girl he is talking to there is me and my friend
     
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    Lol, do you have a link?!
     
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    The house burning is online. The two murder attempts are things she bragged about on the shoutbox once or twice. They didn't press charges.
     
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    Great thing the internet is such a small place
    So she was just talking bullshit
     
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    No, you don't know her. She rarely lies. She divulges the most humiliating information about herself in fits of rage on a regular basis.
     
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    haha sure
     
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    You weren't around when this was going on so you don't know her, but here is another example-
    We once had a girl call her PO to complain about her making death threats at her. Her PO called her up and told her if she doesn't stop she is going back to jail. The moment she hung up the phone she got back online and threatened to kill her again for calling her PO (at which point we reported her again and almost got her arrested).
     
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    Jessie doesn't lie, ever
     
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    Well, its hard to belive...
    Lets hope she will do it slow and cruel for Oni
     
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    All of you shut up about Jessie. She been real nice and understanding unlike all of you.
     
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    ^___^

    *Snickers*
     
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    Jessie is fucking awesome! If she kills Oni I will write a song about her.
     
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    Does this mean ED will be on the news again?
     
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    I admired you for showing your nice side to these two autistics so they do not end up taking each other out. And yes, she do live very close to him. According to Google Map, they live 262 miles away from each other. So if she were to drive over to his house, Onideus have between 4 to 5 hours to plan out what to do before he end up as a dead duck on the front porch (or a roasted duck, get it?).
     
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    We should kill her before she is able to reproduce and lay eggs
     
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    Now imagine if she manages to reproduce with Onideus...
     
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    I think their parenting will be sublime:
    "Don't play with matches, or you'll pee your bed."
     
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