So I spent the entire fucking Saturday looking at the Oni saga (way to spend a weekend - fuck it I got Monday off too). And I went on his new FB and found he has a new friend: "If you ever want to hang out in Portland I have a couch..." Yeah I'm sure you do you. And I'm sure there's DNA from at least 100 different males on it too. Anyway, I think it's a good match. I mean, how else is this guy going to get laid?