This is a game. You post one or two sentences per post. Eventually we create a story out of it. Two rules. First, you must quote the user you're continuing from. Second, it must rhyme with the sentences provided by the previous user or your two sentences must rhyme with each other. I guess I'll start. Here's a resource to help you out, BTW: http://www.rhymer.com/ It's a spoof, The eternal truth.