One sentence a day keeps the perverts at bay.

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Baya Rae 4900, Oct 28, 2011.

  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    This is a game. You post one or two sentences per post. Eventually we create a story out of it. Two rules. First, you must quote the user you're continuing from. Second, it must rhyme with the sentences provided by the previous user or your two sentences must rhyme with each other. I guess I'll start. Here's a resource to help you out, BTW: http://www.rhymer.com/

    It's a spoof,
    The eternal truth.
     
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    you'll never keep me at bay.
     
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    Sounds pretty fucking gay.
    No suprises there then, It's a thread by The Member Formerly Known As Baya Rae.
     
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    dont get offended when i say,
    that hes a fan of PerpA's wang.
     
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    DynamicEntry will never go out with a bang
    Considering his posts are never more than a whimper.
     
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    don't forget ladies that preparation H's dick is always limper.
    yes, my dears, it's a sad sad truth....
     
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    That fact's not difficult to sleuth.
    I mean, just look at the compensation.
     
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    so let it be heard through out the nation,
    preparation H's dick is microscopic....
     
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    He drowns his sorrows in gin and tonic,
    As he is shown the face of reality.
     
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    the women all cry out in shock at such a deformity,
    laughing at itty, bitty, teeny, tiny size....
     
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    Nothing but shameless lies,
    His merely has more girth than length.
     
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    beneath a belly of such enormity
    it's mercifully shielded from their eyes
     
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    the women speak in whispers of his fat, chubby thunder thighs,
    so full of cellulite it makes them their stomachs squeamish and their eyes twitch....
     
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    interjecting "WATS GOIN ON IN HERE U GUIZE???"
    he grins with teeth as black as pitch
     
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    preparation h cries out in agony & pain "why is life such a bitch!?!?"
    the horrible misogynist sits defeated...
     
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    his comfort bacon supply all but eated
    won't last his upcoming WoW battle with the King Lich
     
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    OT: how is Lich pronounced?
     
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    always assumed it was the same as "rich"
     
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    Failling to find enough bacon to satisfy his itch.
    Along came Fumo with an ingenous plan.
     
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    but ph had been fapping when he flipped the switch,
    turned, glared, demanded, "What eez it, man"
     
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    "perhaps i will become the internets' boogieman!"
    Fumo mumbles through his chapped lips with sharp, pointed, yellow teeth...
     
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    "i can tell you all the tricks of the chans"
    preparation h gasped, wheezing, struggling to breathe
     
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    ....and he itches his unruly, matted crotch because it has many fleas.
    "chans are like potato chips, you can't just enjoy one...."
     
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    ...bag" he added as he caught wind and cut wind in harmony
    "Let's get behind our proxies and have a little fun"
     
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    anonymous chuckled when they saw his micro penis since there was none,
    using telescopes & microscopes- they searched & tried to find it.....
     
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    except for the newfags, not used to pr0n
    who wished their memory to rewind it
     
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    atomic joe couldn't give a shit,
    fuck he does not care...
     
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    Trixie, do you dare?
    Interpret others' emotions?
     
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    FYI: it is common knowledge joe doesn't give a fuck...
     
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