One by One, I Shall Strike Down My Enemies.

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  1. ChristianWarrior94

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    I don't care if you think I'm a troll, nor do I care if you accuse me of being insane. In this thread each person can give their best, most conclusive evidence that Christianity is false and I will respond. Whatever drives you to believe something else will be solved in this thread. Here is how it goes:

    • Make sure what you have to say is done right the first time, you will have no chance to change your stance or edit your post.
    • Don't try to change the topic when you realize you're failing.
    • One person at a time, you will only be given one question to ask so make sure it's good.
    • Any non-serious posts will be ignored.
    Everyone who falls to me will be noted in this post.
    *^*^*^*^*Losers*^*^*^^*^*
    Immortal Cake - "Why don't we worship the Sun?" and also pretending he wasn't serious after I decimated his claim.
     
  2. rst8

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    How do I repent?
     
  3. ChristianWarrior94

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    I have answered that dozens of times for you and it doesn't belong in this thread.

    Edit: This is the last troll I respond to.
     
  4. Immortal_Cake

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    Hey. Hey. David.

    You already made a thread like this. Stop making the same one.
     
  5. Rock

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    Whoa hey man wait please I got a wife and kids please oh god PLEASE DONT THREATEN ME ON THE INTERNET
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  6. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    [​IMG]good luck with that.
     
  7. Immortal_Cake

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    [​IMG]

    I will follow David and immediately like 10 of his posts if we reach 10 pages in two days.
     
  8. ChristianWarrior94

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    The hard part will be getting a serious reply. xD
     
  9. Immortal_Cake

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    The hardest emoticon to do right.

    Capitalize, David. Capitalize. XD
     
  10. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    No worries there friend. If they don't reply seriously you can just claim to be smarter. Whatever works.
     
  11. luvur

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    Lol, you already failed. Now put yourself on that losers list.
     
  12. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    Already. damn. Just damn.
     
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    Yes, he responded to a troll and edited his post. Failed at his own rules.
     
  14. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    I feel like I owe somone money. I was honestly rooting for him to get through it.
     
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    Not a betting man I see. Or you would have clearly seen he was going to fail.
     
  16. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    What can I say. I root for the Underdogs.
     
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    this is going to be a cluster fuck....

    ( and i stand by that statement & will not edit or change it)
     
  18. Dynamic Entry

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    i love how fast this thread went down the shitter.
     
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    It started in the shitter. David simply can't win when he is infinitely wrong.
     
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    Okay, my ultimate question is this and it is based on what George Carlin said... okay so I went further than what he said.

    The sun a.k.a. Sol.

    I see it, shining brightly into my retinas, giving me a reaction to sneeze, warning me to not look directly at a celestial being, unless I want to be punished with blindness. It provides my everyday needs, which is light, warmth, and enough gravity to make my home in a nice, perfect spot for me and other lifeforms to comfortably live on. I worship it by spending time bathing in its light, but lets me know it's tired of being worshiped, by me, by giving me a sunburn, and if I don't heed its warning, it'll punish me with skin cancer. If I worship it for the right amount of time, it'll reward me with a nice tan. There is nothing else the Sun can do, but provide us life, so I understand its limitations.

    What I want to know is this... Why is God so selfish in taking credit of what the Sun(and possibly other celestial beings) can do when all God can really do is just guide us?
     
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    Hi people if you have any question about God you can ask me.
     
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    How many legs does your God have?
     
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    Two.
     
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    Is your god black?
     
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    Hey weren't you that mod on EDF1 that made a thread full of his top 50 music picks and threatened that if anybody contacted Sherrod you would perma-ban them because you "it totally disses the mods" despite all the mods on there being complete shit and were ban happy like TruthIllusion
    I bet you were
    I hope you are
     
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  28. rst8

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    pwnd
     
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    dickhead mod/sysop on EDF, the situation was exactly as I described
     
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