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  1. SWfan

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    Women aren't sexually attracted to men. It is nothing more than a misogynistic rumor. Rather, women only have sex with men (and even other women) for the following reasons:
    * Control over their environment/other people.
    * Survival
    * Materialism
    * Children (which is deeply rooted in control).
    *Attention
    Now, that being said, how does this apply to women with fetishes, especially women with the supposed "femdom" fetish?
    Well, as said before, women aren't sexually attracted like men are, so they can't have fetishes. Rather, they pretend to have fetishes because they think that men would be more sexually attracted to them if they did, thus, they get more attention. Same with femdom. It's all about attention. Every single woman out there who draws erotic art is lying to you. They aren't sexually attracted to their art, but rather, they want attention. Attention makes them feel more wanted, thus they can get more help when needed. Makes sense? Thought so. If you think that women actually give two shits about having sex with you, you're deluded and need immediate help.
     
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    Did a girl break your heart lately?
     
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    Tell me, are you currently wearing a fedora?
     
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    Well, you might be.
     
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    If women aren't attracted by men, a lot of shit on DA doesn't make any sense.
     
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    What a preposterous accusation! My dear boy, if you want to bed a woman that badly, I would suggest four things:

    1. [Recommended] Get a job. Learn some manners, waltz, cooking, etc... If you are a basement dweller, I suggest you get in shape, and update your hygiene. Live on your own, when you can. Then go out to social events and meet people; get acquainted. If you remain polite and follow all the previous steps, undoubtedly some woman or other will figure you for a good catch. You'll meet her family, drink a pint or two with her father, charm her mother, and sleep with her sister (if you are lucky). You'll get married and (hopefully) won't complain about it.
    2. [Contraindicated] Find a nice lady, figure out where she lives. Leave her creepy gifts on her porch and in her mailbox. Take pictures of her in various states of undress, and masturbate furiously to the thought of strangling her to death with the pair of underwear you have been using for the past month. When the time is right, surprise her with copious amounts of unwarranted sexual intercourse, both standard and in rear gear. When you have covered her entire body with your malodorous musk, you may kill her any way you choose. Quite possibly, the thrill of killing her will give you a potent erection. In this case, follow the ages old adage of "Cracking open a cold one" (or still warm, it really depends). When you are completely satisfied leave the area and repeat the process.
    3. [Unmanly] Still unsatisfied? It is quite possible that you realize that women only do men harm. In which case, depending on whether your personality is submissive or assertive go to a homosexual gentlemen's club. Once there, find a gentle, attractive man who will take care of all your needs or a strong, rugged fellow who will take you completely in body and soul.
    4. [Pathetic] If all else fails, I suggest you devise a surefire method by which to commit suicide. It is said that the afterlife is populated by lonely virgins like yourself. Quite possibly you will be happy there. However, I've also heard that the afterlife is actually an eternity of degrading sexual intercourse with grotesque, pulsating tentacles with circumferences of a foot or more, and lengths unfathomable. Either way, this suggestion might be just what you need.

    I hope you choke to death on your own excrement.

    Sincerely,

    -Aroukar
     
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    just cuz females don't wanna sleep with you doesn't mean they aren't interested in sex
     
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    Said women are pretending/many people are idiots about women.
     
  10. SWfan

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    I'm saying that women don't have sex for the same reasons that men do.
     
  11. SWfan

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    No.
    I'm using logic, my dear.
    Is pretending.
    That sounded borderline aggressive.
     
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    you know that from experience then? when did you get your ftm surgery?
     
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    Bullshit.
    SEX FEELS GREAT.

    END OF FUCKING STORY.
    literally
     
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    Why are you scared of boobs, @SWfan

     
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    you know fuck-all about women
    wat. wat2. wat3.
    you don't know what function breasts serve, are more than likely a virgin who's never so much as seen a female naked, and think women are out to get you because you have no idea how their brains work

    i swear, either come out of the closet as gay and stop pretending, or find a hooker who'll give you cooties show you what titties are for
     
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    Yes SWfan, you finally realize why women are bad for you, which is why you are now going to date men.

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    I recommend that you pump corn huskers lotion up your ass for your coming receptive anal sex bender. Maintaining tightness and elasticity of the anus are priorities in remaining attractive to gay men.
     
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    Please. I am a gentleman.\

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    Why is this thread titled "On Femdom".

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    Yea, I didn't read any of that. Try getting laid before you develop your General Relativistic Theory of Women.
     
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    Well that explains why they dont fuck you, but why do they have sex with eachother?
     
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    He wishes to fuck himself. He has admitted this in the furfaggotry portal many times.
     
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    @SWfan have you ever spoken with a female?
     
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    I wish I wasn't scared to go to gay bars ;_;
     
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    Gay bars are awesome. You don't have to pay for your drinks, and there are always female hotties hanging around hoping to "turn" someone.
     
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    This.

    This.

    A THOUSAND FUCKING TIME THIS
     
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    I'm almost into 6 months of lifting, just gotta put on a tank top and sack up. Maybe someone will think I'm pretty
     
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    Why stop at a tank top?

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    I wish he would go fuck himself also.
    Pick ups are really more about confidence. You just got to have swagger without being arrogant. Psychical appearance helps, but it is more important that one is ok with oneself.
    Besides which, black men are in high demand these days, on both sides of the fence (at least in America and other more developed nations).