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Discussion in 'Trolls & Lulz' started by rst8, Aug 28, 2011.

  1. rst8

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    ok i was in omegle,and i got this arab-looking guy,and this is what happened

    You: yo wattup

    Stranger: hi

    Stranger: how are you

    You: wats happenin nigga

    Stranger: do you speak english

    Stranger: ?

    At this poitn i started showing gore images

    You: gore

    You: jew nose

    Stranger: Are breasts opens

    You: wtf!??!!??!?

    Stranger: sex ?

    You: wha

    You: what?!??!!

    Stranger: do you speak english

    You: yes

    You: im spwkaing it rite noe
    Now i showed gay porno

    Stranger: Would you hold the camera toward her

    Stranger: Show your face

    You: i dont have one

    Stranger: penis show

    Stranger: ?

    You: penis

    You: omg

    You: was that ur mom

    Stranger: Can you show follows the penis

    You: ?

    Stranger: you show your penis

    You: i dont have one

    Stranger: what

    You: i dont have a penis
    At this time,THE DUDE WHIPS OUT HIS penis

    You: wtf

    You: wtf

    You: dude

    You: wtf is wrong with you

    You: dude stop

    Stranger: breasts Open

    You: no

    You: no

    You: im a dude

    Stranger: why

    You: im a dude

    You: stop jacking off

    You: dude wtf

    You: stop it

    You: faggot

    You: nop

    You: wtf are you doing

    You: holy fucking shit

    You: wtf
    He cums and left
    WTF?
    i feel so violated
     
  2. $$Trooper

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    Whatever that was, you probably deserved it.
     
  3. rst8

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    it was probably the biggest wtf moment ive ever expirienced
     
  4. $$Trooper

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    what were you doing on there anyway?
     
  5. rst8

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    i was playing a gif of a asian chick then switching to gore
     
  6. $$Trooper

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    oh fair enough, i thought you were looking for tits..
     
  7. rst8

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    It was so weird
     
  8. $$Trooper

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    looks like you need a hug.
     
  9. faggotmaximum

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    i dont believe it
     
  11. rst8

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    i like to troll on omegle sometimes,after about 20 minutes of talking with him he whipped out his dick and came in 30 seconds
    it was fucked up
     
  12. Tom

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    fixed
     
  13. rst8

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    TWINKIE HOUSE
     
  14. Suiseiseki

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    You got raped over the Internet.
     
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    Stop raping my friends, fucking sand niggers.
     
  16. rst8

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    i was raped
     
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    rape is hilarious
     
  18. Suiseiseki

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    "Breasts Open." - This guy is a genius. "Are breasts opens?"

    "Show penis." ------> "Can you show follows the penis?"

    You should have invited him to EDF. Would love to see a discussion between him and ChristianWarrior94!
     
  19. TheForRealDeal

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    Probably the best thing you've ever posted
     
  20. $$Trooper

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    Rst8 getting raped over the internet is the best thing he ever posted?

    shieeeet.
     
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    Any misfortune of his is gold
     
  22. Baya Rae 4900

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    What's that rule concerning the inability to pinpoint mockery and genuine extremism?
     
  23. luvur

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    You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!


    Question to discuss:
    What is your irl name and address?

    Stranger 2: irl?

    Stranger 1: I guess that was supposed to be "rl"

    Stranger 1: real?

    Stranger 1: dunno

    Stranger 2: real life?

    Stranger 1: but my name is Anthony Dunn

    Stranger 1: 2859 Richmond Ave NE Dallas,TX 48593

    Stranger 2: my name is miley cyrus. my address is 4

    Stranger 1: hi miley luv ur music

    I asked this a million times I think and no one was dumb enough to answer. Most just laughed and left. But, here is the one retard dumb enough to do so(he didn't even hesitate). Be sure to order him as much gay porn, pizzas, taxi's and male strippers as you have time to do. It's for the lulz.
     
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    Thank you for making me cum. Hope to see you on Omegle again soon.
     
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    oh, sorry about that.
     
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    Oh you~