Omegle trolling succeses

Discussion in 'Trolls & Lulz' started by rst8, Aug 2, 2011.

  1. rst8

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    ill go first


    You: y

    Stranger: hi

    You: where dem wite beches at?

    You: u there?

    Stranger: ya

    You: r u a wite bich?

    Stranger: ya

    You: cool

    You: CYBERSEX

    You: OOOH

    You: YEAH

    You: YEAH

    You: YEAH!!!

    You: SQUIRTS

    You: phew

    Stranger: ya

    You: that was great!

    You: now get the fuck out of my bed you whore

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  2. Ahseyo

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    It's not really hard to troll on Omegle you know.
     
  3. rst8

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    then why dont you hav chat log?
     
  4. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    I don't see how that's trolling.
     
  5. rst8

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    im using the modern term for trolling,if i used the correct term it would be impossible to do on a anon chatting site
     
  6. Ahseyo

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    Because I have a life.
     
  7. Reginald

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    Waste of time. Never heard of this shit before, maybe because it's shit.


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hi

    Stranger: asl?

    You: Hey

    You: 27/m/UK

    Stranger: sorry dude i'm looking for chick :p

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  8. Seku

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: hI!

    Stranger: hello asl

    You: 23 f uk

    Stranger: i'm20 m here

    Stranger: your name

    You: jessica goodnight

    Stranger: i'm tony

    You: ;) hey tony

    Stranger: h r u?

    You: im good, wanna cyber?

    Stranger: ya horny

    Stranger: are you in facebook

    You: ya i am

    Stranger: plz snd ur id

    You: k sure, if u send me yours

    You: :3

    Stranger: tmtony_86

    Stranger: you

    You: hold on, i need to get it.

    You: brb

    Stranger: pl wait

    You: 1077165386 i think

    You: gtg

    You have disconnected.

    Hot session.
     
  9. Harpoons

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    [​IMG]
     
  10. Infamous

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    lawl dood dats hilarioufs

    Seriously.
     
  11. Seku

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    ogod, im confused, wre u being sarcatik or srsly, i dont get it.
     
  12. Infamous

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    no wai dood im totaly srious
     
  13. I_Cant

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    and to think what good we could achieve if all of the brainpower of the world's trolls were put into helping society rather than pissing off idiots...

    oh wait, pissing off idiots does help society, never mind
     
  14. LIL LOC ANIMOSITY

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    HE SAID 'SERIOUSLY'. WHY WOULD YOU THINK HE WAS ANYTHING BUT THAT?
     
  15. Thayora

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    Awesome, you had 30-second long conversations with 13 year olds by spamming penis.
     
  16. rst8

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    im pretty dam proud of it too
     
  17. Thayora

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    Not surprising that you would enjoy talking over your obsession with penises.
     
  18. Th3Gentilm0n

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    Only complete retards and aspies consider anything on omegle a "success".
     
  19. Infamous

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    This is probably the 4th time I've answered one of your posts with the phrase "I'm not suprised".
     
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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hey asl:)
    You: heya
    You: 19/f/uk u? :)
    Stranger: 18 m uk heyy
    You: oh cool
    Stranger: Yeahh
    You: so wat u doing on here lol?
    Stranger: Really bored you?
    You: yh same
    Stranger: Poll and the amount of horny people is unbelievable :/
    You: ye i know lol but i guess its handy if ur in the mood
    You: u ther?
    Stranger: Yeah
    Stranger: Yeahhni guess !!
    Stranger: I guess I prefer starting a normal conversation and if I was in the mood changing it...
    You: yeah i like the way u think there mister haha x
    You: so wats ur name?
    Stranger: Thanks ;) aha x
    Stranger: greg yours?
    You: jess x
    Stranger: Love that name aha!! X
    You: thanks my parents came up with it all by themselves haha x
    Stranger: Clever people they are!! :D x
    You: yh i know my dad is a dentist :p
    You: and my mum is a secretary
    You: what about urs?
    Stranger: Both bank managers :/ aha
    You: oh so i guess you're loaded then... possibly in more ways than 1 haha
    You: x
    Stranger: What are the other ways ?? ;) x
    You: i think u know hehe :)
    Stranger: ;) x well ...
    You: go on.. x
    Stranger: About what's;) aha x
    You: so where about are u from? x
    Stranger: Gloucestershire you?
    You: liverpool :p
    You: but im not a typical scouse girl haha
    Stranger: Meaning you're not?? Xx
    You: im not the stereotype scouse chavvy x
    Stranger: Oh what do you look like? X
    You: im about 5'2 average figure dirty blonde hair and green eyes
    You: u?
    Stranger: About 6 brown curly hair green eyes ;)
    You: mm sounds nice :p
    Stranger: You to!! Xx so what turns you on?? Random I know...
    You: yh i know thats random lol well i'm actually into some weird stuff that most people arnet into xx :)
    Stranger: Ooooh tell me !! <3
    You: noooo it's embarrasing hehe x what do u like? xx
    Stranger: Onono tell me pleaseeeee xxx
    You: i might tell u later on if you're good ;)
    Stranger: Okay... Well for me it's a girls eyes and when they bite their lip ... Don't know why? Aha :p xx
    You: what about a girl biting YOUR lip ? ;) xx
    Stranger: That gets me as well actually! Xx
    You: well thats good ;) x so what are u doing right now? x
    Stranger: Right now I'm just talking to you... Lol x
    Stranger: Tell me !
    You: not yet nosy xx ;)
    Stranger: Ahh why? Xx
    You: tell me what ur REALLY doing xx
    Stranger: What do you mean !! Xx
    You: i know ur not just sitting there talking ;) x
    Stranger: I am aha ... What are you doing?? X
    You: just sitting here talkign to u to... ;) hehe
    Stranger: Tell me what your really doing xx
    You: what do U mean? hehe ;)xx
    Stranger: Aha s
    Stranger: Lol I generally don't know what you mean?! Xx
    You: i bet u secretley do ;)
    Stranger: I don't just tell me ... All these riddles .. !
    You: well... what would u like to do? x :)
    Stranger: Aha. Would like to know what turns you on and what you think I'm doing... And then I wanna do what ever you want to;) xx
    You: Oh okay, but it's a bit on the odd side, do u like roleplay by any chance? x
    Stranger: Yeahhh! Xx
    You: well would u like to do some now then? ;) xx
    Stranger: Yeah you have kik? To talk on? Xx ;)
    Stranger: Yesh I doo *
    You: yh im just setting my mic up now but while i do it, why dont we start on here? ;) x
    Stranger: I cant use mic only text it's broken atm... Okay ! Xx you starting?
    You: yeah sure xx
    You: well heres the scene... I am a mystical lowly giantess from the planet Zackbar, and you're my african american slave that I have captured inside my skirt, while on one of my regular fish mongering trips. We wish to create a new race of superhuman half-giants but can only do this through the ritualistic sex ceremony of reinsten, where we both tickle eachother whilst feasting on eachother's ears. As a giantess I am naturally more quickly to cream so you must keep this at bay by doing a sacrificial lamb summoning on my torso. When we are both finally ready to synchronize our healing ejaculation you must insert your fingers into my belly button causing the euphoric ecstacy that is giantess clamidia. After we have finished and are lying in oozing juices of our love, I then proceed to bite off one of your arms, throwing it into the air in the glorious name of valhalla. I then pick you up and crush you in my palm ;) xx
    Stranger: Im laughing my head off but I'm also so confused ! Xx
    You: i've done the beginning bit now u carry on x
    Stranger: I can't cani my characters been crushed that's like story over :/ :( xx
    You: ooh this is making my dick so hard xx
    You: This is Ghost People. You just got played playa.
    Stranger: Umm alright then ... Lol
    You: This will teach you to not believe everything people say on the internet.
    You: But in fairness, you did waste so much time, so here's a link to some actual girls
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    http://logs.omegle.com/b1cb97b
    This... This my greatest work.
     
  21. lulzbomb

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    What the fuck? They both came back?
     
  22. Murdoc esp

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    soy un vago de mierda....
    No
     
  23. Moscow

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    no you stupid faggot. did you even bother to check the date on those posts?

    also, @Ghost People excellent work.
     
  24. Murdoc esp

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    Good thread though
     
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    I like to convince girls to show me their tits. When this happens, I inform them that I have been videotaping them and I intend to upload the video of them stripping to every porn site possible.

    The look on their face is priceless. Their eyes open wide and they panic and hastily begin to try to dress themselves as if that will turn back time to before they undressed.

    It's hilarious. Some of them disconnect, others beg me not to, at which point I laugh and disconnect myself.
     
  26. Harpoons

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    So what's it like living with crippling loneliness?
     
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    There is nothing wrong with enjoying the suffering of others.

    ...
    Wait, is there?
     
  28. Harpoons

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    Of course not.
     
  29. lulzbomb

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    Fucking necro posting.
     
  30. Fraud Based Economy

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    You're definitely getting left below on judgement day.