You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: I AM A BEAR, RAWR! Stranger 1: I AM ANDERSON Stranger 1: RAWWRRRR Stranger 2: John, you are a cat. Stranger 2: stop. Stranger 2: you are not a bear. Stranger 2: ANDERSON Stranger 2: FUCK YOU, YOU'RE LOWERING THE IQ OF THE INTERNET Stranger 1: PLEASE WILL YOU SELL ME JURASSIC PARK Stranger 1: PLEASE Stranger 1: PLEASE Stranger 1: PLEASE Stranger 1: PLEASE Stranger 2: NO Stranger 1: PLEASE Stranger 1: PLEASE Stranger 2: SUFFER YOU UNGRATEFUL BITCH Stranger 1: I NEED Stranger 1: MY Stranger 1: DINOSEX Stranger 2: DEAL WITH THE TERRA NOVA SHIT YOU ALREADY HAVE Stranger 1: FuQ U ShERlOcK Stranger 1 has disconnected
I love Omegle. I was having this perfectly normal, polite conversation with some guy in Australia, and when I mentioned that I liked drawing, he asked if he could see some of the artwork. Being a fanartist, I was hesitant, but he insisted. So I linked him to one of my comics on deviantART, which incidentally contained heavy Portal references. The conversation then went as follows: Stranger: gay r u a fucken faggot who the fuck wants 2 draw this shit u fucken wido u back 2 the orfinige u creepy bitch You: Okay, wow, that came out of nowhere. Stranger: u wak bitch go get some friends You: I have plenty of friends, thank you very much. Stranger: get a life Your conversational partner has disconnected. And he was being so polite beforehand too. What a dick.
I like to go to the spy mode thing and write "Why are you naked ?" Everyones response is always along the lines of : "OMG how did you know ?!"
As the question I once asked "I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything." The strangers were most likely newfags, they decided to "correct" the question.
Omegle questions thread? fuck yes. Got some really creepy shit off that, will have to screencap some things
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: heey Stranger: sup Stranger: asl? You: 13,girl, wherever u like Stranger: hahahaah Stranger: where ever i like? Stranger: lol You: yeh x Stranger: hahaha Stranger: in my bed Stranger: thats where i want u Stranger: You: heres a pic of me You: http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/13/139280/2074917-chris-hansen.jpg You: u like? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: Eat me out. Stranger 1: are you a sandwich Stranger 2: i like macaroni Stranger 1: me too Stranger 1: Stranger 2: oh thats lovely Stranger 1: you know youtube Stranger 2: yeah Stranger 1: do you know who rwj Stranger 1: is Stranger 2: yeah why ? Stranger 1: do you know smosh Stranger 2: no ? Stranger 1: do you know nicepeter Stranger 2: nooo... Stranger 1: do you know inputboringname Stranger 1: t7w9kkkkkkkkkkegeywf9gt7reg7rfergqtgy68qfw8ygfquygefwqjig Stranger 2: noooooooooooo Stranger 2 has disconnected Enter a question: I want Omegle to reuse this question if it's good enough. or switch to text Was this conversation great? Save the log: Get a link • Select all • Share on Facebook • Post to Tumblr • Post to Twitter
Question to discuss: Is Obama really gay? Stranger 2: lol Stranger 1: Kill yourself. Stranger 2: problem bro? Stranger 1 has disconnected
Question to discuss: Why does michelle obama have a bigger package than barack? Stranger 1: magnets Stranger 2: Niggers. Stranger 1 has disconnected
Newfags: Question to discuss: Is the movie The Grifter real? Stranger 1: whats that Stranger 2: haven't seen it
Question to discuss: Who is the best troll ever? Stranger 1: AWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Stranger 2 has disconnected
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: Would you rather petrify me in amber, tickle me, force me to wear diapers or crush me? Stranger 2: diapers Stranger 1: depends on your sex Stranger 2: with poop in them Stranger 1: so yeah.. Stranger 2: regardless of sex Stranger 1: crush Stranger 1: @@@@@@@ Stranger 1: im evil Stranger 2: the poop should be in the frontal region Stranger 1: im the satan Stranger 1: XD Stranger 2 has disconnected Ignorant of WTFF.
Ok, which one of you guys was stranger #2? You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: Who is more racist, blacks or whites? Stranger 2: Azns. Stranger 1: unfortunately I think it's white people but it's irrelevant, no one should be racist to another human Stranger 2: Blacks are humans? Stranger 1: racist bastard Stranger 2: What? Stranger 1: are you a racist? Stranger 2: I don't understand the question. Stranger 2: Are you white? Stranger 1: yes I am Stranger 2: That's racist right there. Stranger 1: no it isn't , I'm ststing my ethnicity as fact Stranger 1: stating Stranger 2: That would be like me making fun of retards and not being retarded. But I'm retarded so it's okay when I make fun of them. Stranger 1: no it wouldn't , I don't think you've grasped the concept of the question here Stranger 2: Are you calling me a retard? Stranger 1: no, I'm claiming you may have misunderstood the question Stranger 2: HURRRRR GARBLE GARBLE DURRRRR Stranger 1: now thats just rude Stranger 2: It isn't. Stranger 1: bye now Stranger 1 has disconnected
LULZ were had, then they went full retard: Question to discuss: How do I get a fursuit? Stranger 2: A what? Stranger 2: lol Stranger 1: You have fur fetish? Stranger 2: That's cool Stranger 1: I think you should dress up as Hagrid instead. Stranger 2: lolol Stranger 1: Hagrid is hairy Stranger 1: But not furry. Stranger 1: Fursuits are gay Stranger 2: What's furry? Stranger 1: YOUR PUBES. Stranger 2: YES! Stranger 1: OMGGG Stranger 1: MINE TOOOO Stranger 2: Therefore, the question asker wants our pubes Stranger 1: I NAMED IT FLUFFY. AND I PET IT SOMETIMES. Stranger 1: xD Stranger 1: Ikr. Stranger 1: -shaves pubes and makes a suit- Stranger 1: ABABBDDAAAA Stranger 2: lolol Stranger 1: YOU CAN NOW BE FLUFFY. THE THREE HEADED DOG Stranger 2: AND BAM Stranger 2: FURSUIT Stranger 2: MADE OF PUBES Stranger 1: Although. Im a girl. XD Stranger 2: lol Stranger 2: girls get pubes, too Stranger 1: NO DIP SHIT Stranger 1: xD Stranger 1: Well. Stranger 1: Who ever is stalking our convo Stranger 1: Must be having fun. Stranger 2: But nah, I keep mine trimmed lol. So they couldn't make a fursuit out of mine Stranger 2: I hope yours can compensate Stranger 1: XD Stranger 1: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Stranger 2: we gotta make this person a damn fursuit Stranger 1: xD Stranger 2: you better have a lot down there Stranger 2: lol Stranger 1: YERRR Stranger 1: Hobos Stranger 1: must have alot of pubes Stranger 1: xD Stranger 2: ewwww lolol Stranger 1: THey cant afford razors. Stranger 1: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Stranger 2: I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT Stranger 2: lol Stranger 1: Are you a dude? Stranger 1: Or a girl. Stranger 2: Yeah Stranger 1: XD Stranger 2: dude Stranger 1: OH AWKWARD. Stranger 1: xD Stranger 2: Why? Stranger 2: lol Stranger 1: xDDDDD Stranger 1: Talking about pubes. Stranger 2: it's not like we know each other Stranger 1: xD Stranger 2: So what? Stranger 1: THATS BETTER. Stranger 1: xD Stranger 2: We're just strangers Stranger 2: and we'll never know each other lol Stranger 1: Lovely Stranger 1: xDDD Stranger 2: so it doesn't matter Stranger 1: LE. Stranger 1: OMG. Stranger 1: MynameisLily. Stranger 1: And I have a confession. Stranger 2: ok Stranger 1: Im a Potterhead. Stranger 1: xD Stranger 2: ... Stranger 2: wait Stranger 2: as in Stranger 1: I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SERIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Stranger 2: oh Stranger 2: ok Stranger 2: good Stranger 1: xDD Stranger 2: Phew Stranger 1: No. I dont smoke pot Stranger 2: me too Stranger 1: you idiot Stranger 1: xD Stranger 1: OH YOU LIKE THE POTTER?! Stranger 2: I love the Harry Potter series, too Stranger 2: lol Stranger 2: I've read it a lot Stranger 1: OMG I LOVE POTTER Stranger 1: OMG SAME Stranger 1: <3 Stranger 1: xD Stranger 2: lol Stranger 1: Twilight is rubbish. Stranger 2: Wow Stranger 2: a girl who hates twilight Stranger 2: and is apparently from England or something Stranger 2: lol Stranger 1: xDDD Stranger 1: im not from England. Stranger 1: xD Stranger 2: You said "rubbish" Stranger 2: unless you were being like Harry Potter lol Stranger 1: And Yes. Whats wrong with disliking Twilight? xD Harry Potter influences me sadly ... Stranger 1: xD Stranger 2: lol nothing's wrong with hating Twilight Stranger 1: Twilight is stupid. Guys running around shirtless xD Stranger 2: exactly Stranger 2: it's stupid Stranger 2: and pointless Stranger 1: Edward: OMGGGG -LE SPARKLE SPARKLE- Stranger 1: BELLA I LUV U. Stranger 1: MARREH MEEE Stranger 1: Jacob: OH HAWL NOOO. Stranger 2: lolol Stranger 1: Basically thats it. xD Stranger 2: how old are you?! Stranger 1: 17. Stranger 1: xDDD Stranger 2: you're so hyper for 17 lol Stranger 1: ikrrrrrr. xDDDD Stranger 2: and I'm 17, too lol. Just turned 17 last month Stranger 1: ATLEAST IM A HAPPY COW Stranger 2: wtf? Stranger 2: you're a cow? Stranger 2: how can you type? Stranger 2 is typing...
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LOLOLOL Owned this fuck with a browser hijacker from like 5 years ago, and he had to manually enter it You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: Have you ever been to nobrain.dk? Stranger 1: Nope. Stranger 2: same awks Stranger 2: soo Stranger 1: Fucking hell Stranger 1: I hate you. Stranger 2: why? Stranger 1: Fucking go to nobrain.dk and you'll know -.- Stranger 2 has disconnected
Stranger 2: ok Stranger 1: dont worry heaven isent real Stranger 2: 2012 Stranger 1: what about 2012? Stranger 2: 2012 and you still dont belive heaven is real Stranger 1: yes thats right Stranger 1: its 2012 and im an athiest
