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Discussion in 'Trolls & Lulz' started by Seku, Dec 31, 2011.

  1. Seku

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    You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!


    Question to discuss:
    I AM A BEAR, RAWR!

    Stranger 1: I AM ANDERSON

    Stranger 1: RAWWRRRR

    Stranger 2: John, you are a cat.

    Stranger 2: stop.

    Stranger 2: you are not a bear.

    Stranger 2: ANDERSON

    Stranger 2: FUCK YOU, YOU'RE LOWERING THE IQ OF THE INTERNET

    Stranger 1: PLEASE WILL YOU SELL ME JURASSIC PARK

    Stranger 1: PLEASE

    Stranger 1: PLEASE

    Stranger 1: PLEASE

    Stranger 1: PLEASE

    Stranger 2: NO

    Stranger 1: PLEASE

    Stranger 1: PLEASE

    Stranger 2: SUFFER YOU UNGRATEFUL BITCH

    Stranger 1: I NEED

    Stranger 1: MY

    Stranger 1: DINOSEX

    Stranger 2: DEAL WITH THE TERRA NOVA SHIT YOU ALREADY HAVE

    Stranger 1: FuQ U ShERlOcK

    Stranger 1 has disconnected
     
  2. El-Pollo-Loco

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    I love Omegle. I was having this perfectly normal, polite conversation with some guy in Australia, and when I mentioned that I liked drawing, he asked if he could see some of the artwork. Being a fanartist, I was hesitant, but he insisted. So I linked him to one of my comics on deviantART, which incidentally contained heavy Portal references.
    The conversation then went as follows:
    Stranger: gay r u a fucken faggot who the fuck wants 2 draw this shit u fucken wido u back 2 the orfinige u creepy bitch
    You: Okay, wow, that came out of nowhere.
    Stranger: u wak bitch go get some friends
    You: I have plenty of friends, thank you very much.
    Stranger: get a life
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    And he was being so polite beforehand too. What a dick.
     
  3. oddguy

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  4. Goatse

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    As the question I once asked "I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything."

    The strangers were most likely newfags, they decided to "correct" the question.
     
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  6. Ghost People

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    Omegle questions thread? fuck yes.
    Got some really creepy shit off that, will have to screencap some things
     
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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


    Stranger: hi


    You: heey


    Stranger: sup


    Stranger: asl?


    You: 13,girl, wherever u like :)


    Stranger: hahahaah


    Stranger: where ever i like?


    Stranger: lol


    You: yeh x


    Stranger: hahaha


    Stranger: in my bed


    Stranger: thats where i want u


    Stranger: ;)


    You: heres a pic of me


    You: http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/13/139280/2074917-chris-hansen.jpg


    You: u like?


    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  9. PerpetuallyAroused

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  10. Seku

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    You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!


    Question to discuss:
    Eat me out.

    Stranger 1: are you a sandwich

    Stranger 2: i like macaroni

    Stranger 1: me too

    Stranger 1: :)

    Stranger 2: oh thats lovely

    Stranger 1: you know youtube

    Stranger 2: yeah

    Stranger 1: do you know who rwj

    Stranger 1: is

    Stranger 2: yeah why ?

    Stranger 1: do you know smosh

    Stranger 2: no ?

    Stranger 1: do you know nicepeter

    Stranger 2: nooo...

    Stranger 1: do you know inputboringname

    Stranger 1: t7w9kkkkkkkkkkegeywf9gt7reg7rfergqtgy68qfw8ygfquygefwqjig

    Stranger 2: noooooooooooo

    Stranger 2 has disconnected

    Enter a question:

    I want Omegle to reuse this question if it's good enough.



    or switch to text


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  11. KKKoonhater

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    Question to discuss:
    Is Obama really gay?

    Stranger 2: lol

    Stranger 1: Kill yourself.

    Stranger 2: problem bro?

    Stranger 1 has disconnected
     
  12. KKKoonhater

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    Question to discuss:
    Why does michelle obama have a bigger package than barack?

    Stranger 1: magnets

    Stranger 2: Niggers.

    Stranger 1 has disconnected
     
  13. KKKoonhater

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    Question to discuss:
    Is the movie The Grifter real?

    Stranger 1: whats that

    Stranger 2: haven't seen it
     
  14. KKKoonhater

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    Question to discuss:
    Who is the best troll ever?

    Stranger 1: AWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

    Stranger 2 has disconnected
     
  15. Ghost People

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    You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!



    Question to discuss:
    Would you rather petrify me in amber, tickle me, force me to wear diapers or crush me?


    Stranger 2: diapers


    Stranger 1: depends on your sex


    Stranger 2: with poop in them


    Stranger 1: so yeah..


    Stranger 2: regardless of sex


    Stranger 1: crush


    Stranger 1: :mad:@@@@@@@


    Stranger 1: im evil


    Stranger 2: the poop should be in the frontal region


    Stranger 1: im the satan


    Stranger 1: XD


    Stranger 2 has disconnected

    Ignorant of WTFF.
     
  16. KKKoonhater

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    Ok, which one of you guys was stranger #2?


    You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!


    Question to discuss:
    Who is more racist, blacks or whites?

    Stranger 2: Azns.

    Stranger 1: unfortunately I think it's white people but it's irrelevant, no one should be racist to another human

    Stranger 2: Blacks are humans?

    Stranger 1: racist bastard

    Stranger 2: What?

    Stranger 1: are you a racist?

    Stranger 2: I don't understand the question.

    Stranger 2: Are you white?

    Stranger 1: yes I am

    Stranger 2: That's racist right there.

    Stranger 1: no it isn't , I'm ststing my ethnicity as fact

    Stranger 1: stating

    Stranger 2: That would be like me making fun of retards and not being retarded. But I'm retarded so it's okay when I make fun of them.

    Stranger 1: no it wouldn't , I don't think you've grasped the concept of the question here

    Stranger 2: Are you calling me a retard?

    Stranger 1: no, I'm claiming you may have misunderstood the question

    Stranger 2: HURRRRR GARBLE GARBLE DURRRRR

    Stranger 1: now thats just rude

    Stranger 2: It isn't.

    Stranger 1: bye now

    Stranger 1 has disconnected
     
  17. KKKoonhater

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    LULZ were had, then they went full retard:


    Question to discuss:
    How do I get a fursuit?

    Stranger 2: A what?

    Stranger 2: lol

    Stranger 1: You have fur fetish?

    Stranger 2: That's cool

    Stranger 1: I think you should dress up as Hagrid instead.

    Stranger 2: lolol

    Stranger 1: Hagrid is hairy

    Stranger 1: But not furry.

    Stranger 1: Fursuits are gay

    Stranger 2: What's furry?

    Stranger 1: YOUR PUBES.

    Stranger 2: YES!

    Stranger 1: OMGGG

    Stranger 1: MINE TOOOO

    Stranger 2: Therefore, the question asker wants our pubes

    Stranger 1: I NAMED IT FLUFFY. AND I PET IT SOMETIMES.

    Stranger 1: xD

    Stranger 1: Ikr.

    Stranger 1: -shaves pubes and makes a suit-

    Stranger 1: ABABBDDAAAA

    Stranger 2: lolol

    Stranger 1: YOU CAN NOW BE FLUFFY. THE THREE HEADED DOG

    Stranger 2: AND BAM

    Stranger 2: FURSUIT

    Stranger 2: MADE OF PUBES

    Stranger 1: Although. Im a girl. XD

    Stranger 2: lol

    Stranger 2: girls get pubes, too

    Stranger 1: NO DIP SHIT

    Stranger 1: xD

    Stranger 1: Well.

    Stranger 1: Who ever is stalking our convo

    Stranger 1: Must be having fun.

    Stranger 2: But nah, I keep mine trimmed lol. So they couldn't make a fursuit out of mine

    Stranger 2: I hope yours can compensate

    Stranger 1: XD

    Stranger 1: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    Stranger 2: we gotta make this person a damn fursuit

    Stranger 1: xD

    Stranger 2: you better have a lot down there

    Stranger 2: lol

    Stranger 1: YERRR

    Stranger 1: Hobos

    Stranger 1: must have alot of pubes

    Stranger 1: xD

    Stranger 2: ewwww lolol

    Stranger 1: THey cant afford razors.

    Stranger 1: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    Stranger 2: I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT

    Stranger 2: lol

    Stranger 1: Are you a dude?

    Stranger 1: Or a girl.

    Stranger 2: Yeah

    Stranger 1: XD

    Stranger 2: dude

    Stranger 1: OH AWKWARD.

    Stranger 1: xD

    Stranger 2: Why?

    Stranger 2: lol

    Stranger 1: xDDDDD

    Stranger 1: Talking about pubes.

    Stranger 2: it's not like we know each other

    Stranger 1: xD

    Stranger 2: So what?

    Stranger 1: THATS BETTER.

    Stranger 1: xD

    Stranger 2: We're just strangers

    Stranger 2: and we'll never know each other lol

    Stranger 1: Lovely

    Stranger 1: xDDD

    Stranger 2: so it doesn't matter

    Stranger 1: LE.

    Stranger 1: OMG.

    Stranger 1: MynameisLily.

    Stranger 1: And I have a confession.

    Stranger 2: ok

    Stranger 1: Im a Potterhead.

    Stranger 1: xD

    Stranger 2: ...

    Stranger 2: wait

    Stranger 2: as in

    Stranger 1: I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SERIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    Stranger 2: oh

    Stranger 2: ok

    Stranger 2: good

    Stranger 1: xDD

    Stranger 2: Phew

    Stranger 1: No. I dont smoke pot

    Stranger 2: me too

    Stranger 1: you idiot

    Stranger 1: xD

    Stranger 1: OH YOU LIKE THE POTTER?!

    Stranger 2: I love the Harry Potter series, too

    Stranger 2: lol

    Stranger 2: I've read it a lot

    Stranger 1: OMG I LOVE POTTER

    Stranger 1: OMG SAME

    Stranger 1: <3

    Stranger 1: xD

    Stranger 2: lol

    Stranger 1: Twilight is rubbish.

    Stranger 2: Wow

    Stranger 2: a girl who hates twilight

    Stranger 2: and is apparently from England or something

    Stranger 2: lol

    Stranger 1: xDDD

    Stranger 1: im not from England.

    Stranger 1: xD

    Stranger 2: You said "rubbish"

    Stranger 2: unless you were being like Harry Potter lol

    Stranger 1: And Yes. Whats wrong with disliking Twilight? xD Harry Potter influences me sadly ...

    Stranger 1: xD

    Stranger 2: lol nothing's wrong with hating Twilight

    Stranger 1: Twilight is stupid. Guys running around shirtless xD

    Stranger 2: exactly

    Stranger 2: it's stupid

    Stranger 2: and pointless

    Stranger 1: Edward: OMGGGG -LE SPARKLE SPARKLE-

    Stranger 1: BELLA I LUV U.

    Stranger 1: MARREH MEEE

    Stranger 1: Jacob: OH HAWL NOOO.

    Stranger 2: lolol

    Stranger 1: Basically thats it. xD

    Stranger 2: how old are you?! :p

    Stranger 1: 17.

    Stranger 1: xDDD

    Stranger 2: you're so hyper for 17 lol

    Stranger 1: ikrrrrrr. xDDDD

    Stranger 2: and I'm 17, too lol. Just turned 17 last month

    Stranger 1: ATLEAST IM A HAPPY COW

    Stranger 2: wtf?

    Stranger 2: you're a cow?

    Stranger 2: how can you type?

    Stranger 2 is typing...
     
  18. KKKoonhater

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    Question to discuss:
    Who wants to cyber?

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  19. KKKoonhater

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    LOLOLOL Owned this fuck with a browser hijacker from like 5 years ago, and he had to manually enter it :D


    You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!


    Question to discuss:
    Have you ever been to nobrain.dk?

    Stranger 1: Nope.

    Stranger 2: same awks

    Stranger 2: soo

    Stranger 1: Fucking hell

    Stranger 1: I hate you.

    Stranger 2: why?

    Stranger 1: Fucking go to nobrain.dk and you'll know -.-

    Stranger 2 has disconnected
     
  20. Ghost People

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    Stranger 2: ok

    Stranger 1: dont worry heaven isent real

    Stranger 2: 2012

    Stranger 1: what about 2012?

    Stranger 2: 2012 and you still dont belive heaven is real

    Stranger 1: yes thats right

    Stranger 1: its 2012 and im an athiest

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