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Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by umkemesik, Feb 20, 2012.

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Does your Mother know you suck dicks?

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  1. umkemesik

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    Oldfag here,

    29/m hung bareback jock (Bear - Top) lookin' for wild times. Prefer to host here in Wrigleyville w/ other fags. Can be tempted to venture out. Like smooth/Twink to Hairy Daddies and SANE. I'm not racist/Nor Nigger phobic. Healthy and clean (some AIDS), I scrubbed my ass just now. Sup fags?

    On the reals though. Former Military, courts-martial twice for hacking (sure it wasn't for CP faggot), blah, blah, blah USI. Finally back on the interwebs after party v&.

    Now faggots, let's see who can troll me the best. #1 Faggot gets a box full of Internets;

    box.

    Second Place;

    images.

    ...and a prize for last place;

    book.
     
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    I do not consider something "trolling" when the victim was running a contest to "troll" him, but I suppose I might as well shoot for the imaginary prize anyway.
     
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    Let's see what's in my little folder here...
    911bobby.
    Advantage Oak.
    amazingspiderman215-03.
    AsbestosHead.
    Didn't even have to dust off the goods.
     
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  4. oddguy

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    Here is a list of people who care:
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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  8. umkemesik

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    reuse_reduce_recycle.

    I read a couple of threads all ready, that chart was already used on another Newfag poster. So you get an F+ for effort. But since you spent some time on it (made it yourself), I'm sure you couldn't wait one day to use it again.

    So you get an A+ for recycling old jokes making forced memes. Good for you. Unfortunately you will not be getting the book, because the others are more disappoint than you. You are, however, the top contender for Internets and AIDS.
     
  9. umkemesik

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    For whatever reason though, I can't stop staring at the monkey pissing in the guy's mouth......
     
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    Hello and welcome to the forums, hope you have a wonderful times! =3
     
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    A- putting WAAAAY too much effort in.
    B- Fumo ?
     
  13. umkemesik

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    Both,

    But the fact that anyone would complain about thread being a waste of time, by replying to said thread, is delicious irony.
     
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    C'mon mates, you're not only obssesed with that retard, but your recognizing skills are in an all time low...this style is in no way Fumesque

    OP, do u want recycling, then? Ok

    x42fqc.

    I hope you appreciate my efforts and fill that nice box with at least 10 megabauds before sending it to me...
     
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    I do not give a single fuck about Fumo.
    But This is exactly what he did with "Electric Eel",that is the only reason I asked.
     
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    What has to do the EE rant with this? The typography, perhaps?
     
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    IIRC they both have asked people to troll them, then provided weakass comebacks to cover their sore booty breach.
     
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    Nah, style doesn't match at all

    (Edit: :derp:)
     
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    You don't seem to understand, OP here actually issued a thread, so the question is, how many of you are going to act like total pussies and not reply properly.
     
  20. CallMeMaggot

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    Oh, fuck, u'r right..., now I feel so emasculated...

    brb, must troll
     
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    troll-ave.
     
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    You already posted so you're safe. Please, you are triying to start a fire, desist now.
     
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    why? it's a pretty sight

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    I'm not Fumo, don't know who he is, but I can wager if he's not on these forums anymore it is the result of being V& for CP. Which earns you a profile on the Sex Offender websites.

    The tactic of laying down a challenge to have someone troll you (i.e. Asking for It) is effective as a preemptive attack. What it does is confuses Trolls to Idle chat about shit nobody cares about, as seen here. The tactic requires skill to pull-off, as some OP fags will eventually troll themselves.

    The rules of this forum was to post a Newfag intro. And I did as required.

    Now please close this thread for AIDS.

    fail.
     
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  26. umkemesik

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    And btw, OP ended being a H-D rider, I'm dissapoint...
     
  29. umkemesik

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    Nice pic, I will save it in my troll files.

    What is an H-D Rider? I went on my Google machine and it says Harley Davidson, but that can't be right.
     
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