Old, Shitty Devices

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  1. AllanJH

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    find the oldest, shittiest, yet still functional computing device you have and post a picture.

    The oldest functional piece(s) I have is a triad of TI 99/4A's, complete with a box of carts.
    IMAG0814. IMAG0817small.
    The award for shittiest device goes to my Windows Mobile PDA, although it at least connects to my wifi.
    IMAG0822small.

    So what about you? What shit have you got lying around, gathering dust?
     
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    Don't start threads till Modguy tells you to. Also make poll next time.
     
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    Didn't see that in the rules. My bad.

    Edit: I don't see what a poll has to do with this. I guess I'm just being a newfag.

    Edit 2: Shit, now I see that this is a help section. I thought it was a discussion section.
     
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    I've still got an old Commodore 64 with a 6" monochrome monitor somewhere in the basement at my moms (Note to EDiots, Mom's basement is where you store the shit you have no room for at your place, not where you store YOURSELF)
     
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    * HOLY FUCK YOU HAVE PARSEC! I was a BEAST at that game when i was like 6. Defender for atari 2600 just wasn't the same...
     
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    It's alright, here
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    Cut off your foreskin and PM a time stamped pic to Modguy and you should be ok.
     
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    I grew up playing Parsec. Farthest I ever got was the 3rd complete cycle though. Once the laser overheats and blows you up after a half-second of fire it just ceases to be fun.
     
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    TripKoonigger! Where the fuck you been moon-cricket?
     
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    LIES! We hate jews and people who do jewy things like circumcise themselves.

    Re-enact one man one jar and you'll get modded here though, make sure you timestamp and show your face though ;)
     
  10. AllanJH

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    Something tells me I shouldn't listen to either one of you. Not sure what though...
     
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    I was fucking some fat bitch in North Carolina who had problems with my internet addiction. Needless to say the internet is far more rewarding than her pussy was, so I went back to my wife.

    I'd post her pics but i'm waiting until after about 3 months go by and then I'm gonna call her up and tell her I failed an AIDS test.

    Should be pretty goddamned funny.
     
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    Sry bro, shits changed since you've been gone. We had like 3 solid weeks in which faggots were all the rage, now it is hard Jew love in the spot light.
     
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    Post them pics and dox, nigger.
     
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    She CLAIMS to be a conservative, then I get down there and all she listens to is nigger music, she likes guys who dress like niggers, she watches college basketball, and she has the IQ of a lobotomized Down's kid.

    dox is readily available on pipl.com

    kary ann jordan

    I have to upload pics from my phone, and I'm lazy. maybe tomorrow.
     
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    K, BTW niggerness is super hot on the forums now, dogg, fo' reelz!
     
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    Yeah whatever, I'll stick to being white and proud.
     
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    Doood, I had the same shit, AND the tape recorder that played cassett games. The good thing about TI's is that you can program on them.
     
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    Somewhere I have the expansion tower, but I don't know what's in it for sure. I'm gonna look for it tomorrow and see if I can get it working, too.
     
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    Cool, I remeber the text games, that would give you choices and depending on the choices the game progressed (ie. D&D).

    I had about 4x as many games though, Dig Dug was the shit on the TI.
     
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    I'm gonna try to find some old cartridges for it on ebay. Any other recommendations?
     
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    Car Wars, Alpiner, Munch, Breakout, Computer Wars (based off war games), Micro Surgeon, and you got the multiport Pac-Man, Q-Bert, Centipede, Frogger etc.

    Here's a list, but most the games are shit:

    http://www4.ncsu.edu/~awwatkin/ATARI/LISTS/ti99.html
     
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    I liked the game Digger better than dig dug. I remember one text based game i could never get the hang of, you started out in a cave and you had nothing, there was no light, and you had to find your way out. There were some way cooler ones i found out about later via the internet, but that was the only one i had when i was a kid.

    Sometimes I really miss my Tandy 1000 TX. I used to play welltris and bubble bobble a lot on it, but my favorite game was Hero's Quest (Later renamed to Quest for Glory) it was a Sierra game.
     
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    I have a whole box of games that ive been looking to sell off.
     
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    lol i still have the orignal ipaq
     
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