Old news thread

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by LoverBoy1997, Sep 17, 2011.

  1. LoverBoy1997

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    My mom just shot me an email titled "Hilarious NEW video!". Turns out, it was charlie bit my finger, which is 4 years old and not hilarious in the slightest. Tell me about old news you guys have received.
     
  2. Lucky

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    Abraham Lincoln was assassinated..
     
  3. Harpoons

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    Shocking that, let's just hope that america doesn't spend ages whining about it.
     
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    2011 Faggot of the Year

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    GUMMI BEAR IS THE HOTTEST NEW INTERNET SENSATION ON THE BLOCK....
     
  5. Regi

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    I had no idea that poop came from butts. This is totally new to me.
     
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    joe- you have been doing this since the day you were born....
    and this is news to you NOW!?!?!?!
    silly!
     
  9. Slenderman

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    The world is not flat.
     
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    Just found out about this hot thing that can wreck buildings, kill people, and all kinds of cool shit. They call it "Fire". The fuck kind of name is that?
     
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    I refuse to believe this shit. Kill this wanker.
     
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    Oh HELL no.
     
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    Did you hear that some asshole said the earth isn't the center either?
     
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    Wow, what a fucking dumbfuck. I wanna cut his balls off and make him eat them.
     
  15. Lloyd

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    Maybe up to now he always pooped with an eyemask, a walkman cranked up to full volume and and anesthetic injection in his sphincter, while someone else took care of the wiping.

    Could be I'm reaching here, though.
     
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    AH... could be...
     
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    Did you hear about Columbia disaster in '86? Sucks balls, man.

    And 17 years later, Atlantis fell from the sky, after reentering the Moon's atmosphere!
     
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    truman wins!

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  19. m450n_yuno

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    So yesterday I was walking to the barracks to get some supplies then I tripped and accidentally killed a guy. Turns I stepped on Achilles' foot, now I'm stuck in this wooden horse. LOLz FML.
     
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    That's actually quite creative.