Oh, HELL YEAH, I have Cialis!

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  1. Obsequious

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    Got tired of relying on my old drug dealer for it, so I went and got me a prescription. Imagine the hardest erection you've ever had in your life. Now imagine it being 150% of that.

    Fucking awesome! And one pill is good for 36 hours!

    I can't wait to turn these super-boners loose on the world!
     
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    I was thinking about taking some Cialis some time just for fun.
     
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    Your mission is now to simply stand outside the local preschool/kindergarten/whatever the fuck you have in America
     
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    You know what my doctor told me? He said that during clinical trials, they told men to intentionally take way too much Viagra or Cialis, and verified that it's pretty much impossible to overdose on the stuff. Boner city, all the way!

    (Ladies, get at me!)
     
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    Enjoy your medically induced priapism.
     
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    Enjoy the necrosis

    Ur dong is gonna fall off, lol
     
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    Or he will harness the death energies of his necrocock and rape so many people.
     
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    no more like...

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    better?
     
  11. Obsequious

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    Don't post gross things in my sexy thread! It will scare away the sexy girls.
     
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    What sexy girls?
     
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    That sounds terrible.
     
  14. Obsequious

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    Don't hate! I have a nice penis.
     
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    Hows the boner going?
     
  16. Obsequious

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    I haven't started it up yet.