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Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by FrederickZoller, Jul 5, 2012.
I'm Frederick and I hope to make many new friends on this very friendly forum
Im the onleeh 1 niece here namefag, every1 juice want 2 suck onmy underaeg teets, dun be mad, dawg
I have a good feeling about you, so here is 3 steps to help you along
Start posting dick pix NOW, in threads dedicated to your member, out of context and randomly in others threads and most importantly to the admins and mods, while not mandatory (Except to @oddguy he is our rabbi and does all of our kosher checks) This is how all the greats got started, see: Swishy, Negi, B-rav
Don't be stupid. By this I mean don't let us forget just how smart you are. Use constant reminders of your mental prowess in every thread. Compare your self to god in this same way consistently.
Pick something to profess to and blindly defend it. Anonymous is a great one, our last AnonHero, alas, recently passed, tragic suicide. Ask me later and I will recount his epic if you like. We miss you so much Fumo.
Well, that should get you going. Best of luck and godspeed, pal.
Welcome Fredrick! I hope you enjoy your time here in this fair forum. A quick word of advice to you: immediately start calling every subject here a "faggot", its a customary greeting at this point.
HI FAGGOT :dummy:
Oh god even more people.
You're either a twat or a sock.
Or more likely, the sock of a twat.
I hope your definition of "friends" includes people who will rape, murder, and then continue to rape you.
If so, welcome to EDF.
Hi, friend! Do you like snowballs?
You should only do this if you want good fortune and the respect of others.
Welcome, our door will always be open for you
How about some fucking creativity?
He won't make it. He doesn't even have a shell.
Fuhrer isn't trying very hard to blend in.
You might be cool. Also for you
Learn your place, we all walk in line on ED due to internet fascism.
Spell hi or hello correctly you prick, also; go fuck your naive arse.
Here's a catchy tune for Saturday night.
Who the fuck's name is fredrich anymore? What is this, 1894?
Actually,I'm a twat in a sock
Creativity?Let me write that down in my notebook of things I don't give a fuck about:hermypls:
mwah mwah mwah mwaaaaah :-(
REV IS DRUNK AND SHITPOSTING
My Flash media player crashed while trying to play this.
I think that was supposed to be some kind of sign.
Let me give you a piece of free advice, Rev. No one gives a shit if you drink alcohol. The only reason that it's new and exciting for you right now is because it's like a forbidden fruit at your age. Once you're legal you'll realize that it's not a big deal whatsoever.
I think you are angry
The strangest thing that you'll notice later is that the connotations of getting carded almost completely reverse themselves once you're legal. If you get carded as a minor, it's insulting and embarrassing. If you get carded once you're legal, it's a compliment that you still look young and virile.