Official Thread of TranksGiving

Discussion in 'Religion & Politics' started by PerpetuallyAroused, Nov 23, 2011.

  1. PerpetuallyAroused

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    Ok fags, this is the official thread of thanksigivng, that means no atheists, canadians, or other non-american breeds.

    So all of you American Master-Racers, what are you guys doing for thanksgiving. Btw any woman who says she isn't cooking is getting a royal slapping.
     
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    They are trying to make us weaker.
     
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    Haha, I'm making tofurkey, yams, and loaves of bread.
     
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    My stove doesn't work.

    Mashed potatoes, Hot Wings, Cranberry sauce, and shame.
     
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    Isn't your job to be a shitty cook?
     
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    HERESEY. YOU WILL EAT REAL TURKEY OR DIE!@\
     
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    Mmmmmm
     
  10. PerpetuallyAroused

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    Wherever it is that you cook I hope to never eat there. I'd be dooming my poor toilet.
     
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    all i need <3
     
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    Hopefully that amber liquid will finally turn you straight.
     
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    Not a chance in hell. In fact being intoxicated makes me even more of a homo.
     
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    Lies, if you drink enough of the right stuff and avoid queer company you will wake up with a pregnant woman in your bed.
     
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    I'd rather get AIDS and die than bring about some of my own spawn.
     
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    No, you do know that recent psychological studies have shown that homosexuality can be cured by psychotherapy. Homosexuality has tons of negative health and mental health consequences that will turn your life into only suffering.
     
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    I am working from 7 pm to 7 am on thanksgiving ,and black Friday so................. nothing.
     
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    looool way to be a mexican.
     
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